Author: *Holds up his pet frog, George* he's doin great

Virgil: Kumo is wonderful. *holds up tarantula*

Deceit: *Wraps ball python around shoulders* Mushu is not doing good.

Remy: *Pets fox* She's doing great, babes.

Remus: *Shows off skunk* Absolutely wonderful!

Roman: And she's just smitten! *pets tiger*

Patton: *Sneezes* At least I won't die from him!

Logan: Still trying to figure out this bird language.

Picani: Okay, enough with the animals! We all know what the people are really here for... *turns to Thomas*

Virgil: Spill the tea, sis.

Thomas: ...it's.... Joan.

Remy: *Spits out coffee* YOU'RE GAY!

Thomas: No- not Joan! I meant Jon! Jon Cozart.

Virgil: YES! YES FINALLY! MY SHIP HAS SAILED- WHOOOOO!

Roman: Great Zeus' bolt, calm down.

Patton: Awwww!! That's so cuteeee!

Remus: Have you smelled his bu-

Thomas: Don't. Please.