Logan: Ahem. *Opens Virgil's Wattpad* You-you read Logicality?

Virgil: *Holds up peace sign* On a daily basis.

Logan: *Clears throat* Patton swiftly made his way around the kitchen, getting everything to prepare handmade Japanese ham and cheese croqeutte.
He finished and plated them next to sweet and sour sauce. "Just in time, Logan." He said, as Logan walked down the stairs.
     "Oh, yes." He looked at the delicious food on the counter.
     "Have as much as you want." Patton said, giving Logan a kiss.
Wait, what? What, what is this?

Virgil: A fanfiction, Logan. A story made by a fan of pre-existing people or characters. Most are romantic, some aren't. This one just so happens to be.

Logan: Logan kissed back in a more passionate way.

Patton: Who did Logan kiss?

Logan: OH sweet Niel Gaiman..

Virgil: You. He's reading fanfiction.

Patton: Oo! Let me read too!