Roman: Didn't we start dating at the beginning of the book?

Virgil: *Mumbling* He forgot.. of course he forgot.

Roman: *Pounds fist into hand* Since June 13th!

Deceit: Why June 13th?

Roman: Dan Howell's coming out video was on that day, duh. We watched it together and fell in love. It was so romantic.

Virgil: He spilled smoothie all over us.