Deceit: Uh, wait, no-

Roman: Too late!

Virgil: *Wags tail secretly* This should be fun. But I'm not babysitting.

Patton: Oooh! How adorable! Logan look!!

Logan: *Blushing at how cute Patton is and trying to avoid eye contact* Mmhm, so adorable

Virgil: Uh oh, he's breaking.

Roman: *Glancing over at Virgil's werewolf anatomy every second*

Virgil: Looks like someone else is breaking too. Maybe these ears and tail weren't such a great ide-

Roman: Oh no, they were a wonderful idea! I love them so much! Can we go cuddle and watch disney movies now?

Virgil: As long as we aren't fucking-

Patton: Virgil!

Virgil: Sorry dad. I meant, as long as we aren't doing the daddy-daddy intercourse, then sure.

Roman: *Looking at the babies* You see kids, when two daddies love each other veeeery much-

Remy: Bitch I'm still me, I just got chubby cheeks and everyone thinks I'm cute. So nothing changed. *sips coffee*

Elliot: *Smiles a little* I'm doing good.