Deceit: *Glances at Picani*

Remy: This should be interesting. *Sips coffee*

Picani: Okay :)

Deceit: *Blushes excitedly* *Drags him into his room*

Virgil: *Sits back on the couch* This isn't gonna go well, is it?

Remy: I would like to point out, babe, that Dee has never like, topped before, so.

~30 minutes later~

Virgil: Wow, that was fast.

Picani: *Pissed off*

Deceit: *Guilty*

Remy: What the fuck happened in there?

Picani: Remy, don't ever let him top. Also he's not allowed to touch me for three days.

Remy: Noted. Anyways, mind telling me what the fuck happened.

Virgil: *Wheezing* Deceit, you didn't!

Deceit: Don't say it.

Picani: It still hurts :(

Virgil: *Wheezes again* OH MY GOD YOU DID!! Deceit, he tops!! He never bottoms!!! *Snorts* Of course you have to prepare him first!!

Deceit: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT'S WHY HIM AND REMY DID THAT!!

Virgil: *Fucking dying*

I might make a tiny comic strip of this