Logan: Fuck you.

Patton: Logan!-

Logan: No. No. Fuck whoever wrote this. Crofters is my favourite, don't even THINK that I'm gonna fucking change my opinion on that.

Virgil: Patton's sandwiches.

Roman: Spaghetti.

Picani: Cookies.

Patton: And when I'm feeling dangerous.. two cookies.

Remy: Starbucks muffins.

Picani: *Summons Starbucks muffin and gives it to him*

Deceit: Cobbler Salad.

Picani: *Summons cobbler salad and gives it to him*

Virgil: Ew. Really? Cobbler salad. You like bleu cheese??

Deceit: ..no. *Slowly takes a bite while staring at Virgil*

Virgil: You do know that's literally just rotten cheese. Oh my god, I can't. *Gags* Dear lord Roman save me.

Roman: *Picks him up bridal style* Anytime my dear princess!

Virgil: PUT ME DOWN YOU LITTLE SHIT!