Virgil: Oh uhm... well, no.. it doesn't. I'm pretty happy as I am..

Roman: That was his darkest secret. Anyways, I'm not gonna say mine. I'm also not gonna make out with Remus. But I'll make out with Virgi-

Virgil: No.

Logan: Roman's darkest secret is he cries while cuddling a body pillow of Haruka Nanase from Free when Virgil is mad at him.

Roman: You little shit.

Virgil: *Snorts*

Patton: My biggest secret is.. uhm...

Logan: It's okay Patton, you don't have to share.

Patton: *Scared of Remus* But... Remus..

Virgil: I'll deal with that. Roman, Logan, come with me.

Logan: What, where are we- *Gets pulled by the arm* Oh okay-

-15 minutes later-

Logan: *Dressed as Remus* Why am I doing this..?

Roman: Patton has to make out with Remus, right? Well they never said he couldn't make out with you dressed as Remus.

Logan: What? No. *Whispers to Roman* We have only ever kissed and cuddled before!

Virgil: *Pushes him towards Patton.* Get out there buddy.

Patton: Uhm.. I-I don't know-

Logan: *Realise* Oh, me neither..

Roman: Tongue in mouth and your makin' out.

Deceit: My darkest secret is not that I secretly eat Remus' deoderant because it tastes like marshmellows.

Remus: WHAT

Remy: Mine is that I secretly like Picani a little more than Deceit. *Sips Starbucks innocently*

Deceit: Excuse me?

Picani: Aw! But I love you both equally.

Remy: Sorry hun. *Shrugs* Picani is way more nice.

Picani: *Hugs Deceit* It's okay, I still love you.

Remy: Wait, I still love him! I just, like... y'know.. okay I'm sorry, babe..

Deceit: Meenie.

Virgil: *Staring at Deceit* ...You eat his deoderant...?

Picani: My secret is that I like to wear Remy's clothes sometimes when him and Deceit are gone.

Remy: I'm, like, not leaving you alone anymore.

Roman: *Smirks* So Logan. Your secret is?

Logan: *Pushes up glasses* Ah, well, that's not importan-

Roman: Yes it is.

Virgil: *Walks upstairs and comes back down with a charm of Hikaru and Kaoru from Ouran Highschool Host Club* He secretly watches shounen anime.

Logan: *Takes the keychain from him* THAT IS PERSONAL.

Patton: Oo! Have you ever seen ToraDora??

Logan: *Blushes* Y-Yes... I have..

Roman: It isn't just shounen anime. I've witnessed him watching HunterXHunter and My Hero Academia.

Logan: We're done now.