Logan: *Looks in fridge* WHO ATE MY DAMN CROFTERS?!

Virgil: *Sweating nervously*

Roman: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT! I AM SUCH A SCREW UP!

Patton: DO I NEED TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU-

later

Logan: *disciplining Virgil in the corner* Don't you dare even THINK about touching my Crofters! It clearly had MY NAME on it!

Patton: *Disciplining Roman on the stairs* You will stay here in time out until you learn how amazing and handsome you are! And that you can do anything if you put your mind to it!

Logan and Patton: Do you understand me?

Virgil and Roman: Yes mom/dad..

Patton: Good.

Logan: Don't call me that.

I wanted to add a little inside joke between me and all the fans of my Oneshots book

Patton: I took my clothes off.