Dared by: breezy-bree

"I dare one of you to drink soup out of a turtle shell in front of Bowser."

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-Peach's Castle-

Peach: Eww! No way! Absolutely no freakin' way! :O

Rosalina: *covering face* Oh my Star Bits! I'm not doing that! ;-;

Daisy: Calm down, you guys. Anyway, who are we to decide to does it?

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Natalie (admin): *gets out a sketchpad and scribbles down a number* Pick a number between 1 and 40 :3

Peach: Two!

Natalie (admin): No.

Daisy: Twenty-six! :P

Natalie (admin): Nope XD

Rosalina: Twelve? ^^

Natalie (admin): No.

Peach: Thirty-four?

Natalie (admin): CORRECT!!!!

Peach: Noooooo!! ;-; </3

Rosalina: Tough luck, Peach.

Peach: Shut up, Rosie! ._."

Daisy: Hey! It's not her fault you have to drink soup out of a turtle shell! XD

Peach: Nat, let me see that you actually wrote down the number sixteen. You could be lying! *snatches sketchpad*

Natalie (admin): I wasn't lying :^)

Peach: Ugh! You are just the worst! ;-;

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Natalie (admin): You should really be blaming it on Bree XD

Peach: How could you, Bree?! ;-;

Rosalina: Let's head to the kitchen to get the soup :3

Peach: You wouldn't be so cheerful if you had to do this...

-Kitchen-

Mario: *pouring soup into Koopa shell*

Peach: *walks in* Oh no...

Mario: Hey Peach! :D

Peach: Y-you know that shell is for me, right? ;-;

Mario: I-a know, but Natalie said you can't back down on any dares. After all, this IS an "Ask Or Dare" book.

Peach: *grabs shell off table* Yeah, yeah... ._."

-later-

Mario: *excitedly* So, as part of this-a dare- we've invited Bowser. He thinks it another Kart racing tournament. Use this-a opportunity to execute the dare!

Rosalina: Oh my.. I wonder how this will go. *shakes head*

Daisy: It'll should be fine, Rosie! :3

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Bowser: *bursts in* HEY Y'ALL! ARE YOU READY TO WATCH  ME  SHREK YOU ALL IN THE GRAND PRIX!?

Rosalina: *sniggers*

Bowser: Got a joke to share with us, galactic-space-woman-lady?

Rosalina: Ah, no..

Daisy: We all know that I'm going to kick your butt out there on the track, dino-breath! :^)

Bowser: Then what are we waiting for then? :O

Peach: Before we go out there, can I just have my soup? I-I have soup every, er.. *looks at clock* afternoon... y'know...

Mario: Yeah. She totally does...

Peach: *takes out shell* You can do this, Peach.. *drinks soup*

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Bowser: HOW DARE YOU DRINK SOUP OUT OF THE SHELL OF ONE OF MY PEOPLE?!! *roars and starts breathing fire everywhere*

Daisy: AHHHH!

Rosalina: I knew this would go wrong! ;-; </3

Peach: *squeaks in fear* My castle! My beautiful, beautiful castle!!