Bill turns on the camera, zooming in on himself. "I'M NOT DEAD! I'M NOT DEAD!" He yells, having no manners.

"Shut up, Cipher! We know. And we don't like it." Hisses Wendy.

Ford coughs, grinning a bit, and hands Dipper the dare. Dipper, after reading it, calmly walks to the corner and repeatedly hits his head against the wall.

Pacifica sashays over, fluffing her hair. "This had better be worth my time, dorks." She mews, frowning snobbily.

Dipper groans and holds his hand against his head. "Lets just get this over with..Wendy!"

Wendy looks over, her fist an inch away from an angry Bills eye. "Yeah, Dipper?" She says nicely, walking over.

"I don't like you anymore!" He turns to Pacifica. "I like YOU!" He says, crossing his arms

Wendy sways, not fainting, but certainly close to. "Why Pacifica? Why her, out of all girls?" She wails.

Pacifica hugs Dipper. "I knew it I knew it I knew it! Now we can be together forever!"

"Wait what?! No!" He yelps, backing up a bit.

Grunkle Stan grabs another camera and quickly starts filming.

Pacifica and Dipper start running around, knocking over the camera in the process.