Mabel turns on the camera. "Wow, this new cam sure works better than the old one! Thanks, MCGucket!"

"RAZZLESNOOTIN BEAVERTEETH, I DID SOMETHIN USEFUL!" Screeches McGucket very loudly.

"CONGRATULATIONS, GLASSES, YOU EARN A DEAD KITTEN!" Says Bill, snapping.

McGucket starts chewing on it.

"EW!" Yells everybody, turning the camera to a different angle.

"Get on with the dare!" Snaps Stan.

Mabel clears her throat and unrolls the envelope. "P-"

"Hey, can't I read it this time? You read it last time!" Says Dipper.

"Nope! Sorry, bro-bro!"

"Mabel!"

"Dipstick!"

"MABEL!"

"DIPPINSAUCE!"

"I give up."

"Good! NOW HERE WE HAVE A DARE FROM PAPERTHEWATERMELON; I, the fantastic M-M-Mabel, have to make Wendy and Bill marry eachother. Well then.."

"MARRY ICE BAG!? AHAHAHA!"

"MARRY CIPHER?! No way, hose! Not cool!" Cries Wendy

Bill claps and he's in human form, wearing a nice looking tuxedo. He claps again and Dipper is wearing a flower girl dress, Wendy a wedding gown, and everybody else their own personal bridesmaid dress.

"CIPHER! I...I..." Looks at her gown, sorta in awe.

Meanwhile, Mabel, Stan, Ford, Soos, and Robbie are trying to hold Dipper back and stop him from attacking Wendy.

One wedding later...

Dipper is sobbing in dismay, Mabel is covered with staples and her hair is on fire, Candy and Grenda are riding fireworks throughout the sky, Soos is singing loudly, Stan and Ford are yelling at Robbie and Wendy, while Bill is dead drunk. McGucket is well...normal, jigging with his raccoon wife.

Bill looks at the camera. "IT'S A HIPPOOOOOOO!" He hiccups, then starts stabbing it. "I must collect the ivory in its TUSKS!"

That's all for now! Remember, comment and all that :3 Thanks! BTW, I KNOW Ivory comes from elephant tusks. Bill is dtunk. He doesn't.