Wiping off the lense, Mabel frowns, her hand covered in icky goat slime mixed with the strong scent of  Clorox Cleaning Wipes, half off at Walmarts near you. "Why did Gompers attack the camera?!"

"I DUNNO, SHOOTING STAR, MAYBE HE WAS-"

"NO BILL DON'T!" Screams Dipper.

"-BEING VERY BAAAAAD. EH, EH?" Yells Bill, gleefully looking around with a merry grin.

Everybody groans, face-palming very hard.

"You've goat to be kidding me." Snickers Mabel.

"OH NO YOU DI-INT" Screams Bill.

"I'm so glad this next dare isn't for me. And it's the perfect punishment for that horrible goat pun." Sighs Dipper, relieved.

Mabel sneaks up behind him with a drawing of a goat. "Don't you mean.." she rips the paper. "TEAR-ABLE?"

Bill laughs and slow claps.

Dipper angrily rolls his eyes. "Whos side are you on? Anywho, Bill has to eat one-hundred spicy tacos. Scorpion pepper style!"

"Scorpion-a-whatnow?" Squeaks Mabel, tilting her head.

"Trinidad Morgua Scorpion Pepper; the hottest pepper in the world!" Says Dipper.

Lazy Susan walks over with the Scorpion Tacos, already made. "It's on the house, dearies." She says, smiling.

"Thanks, Lazy Susan." Says  Dipper, handing the tacos to Bill.

"PFF, WHATEVER, THEY WONT BE-"

The room gets eerily quiet.

"...."

"XISCGIFBDSYXGNDSJNHVJDBGUXFHDCNHAFBDKSZCVSGJSCHGJCBZMNDHCBJGBYUICARBYJSCBHFJSDKZNHFCHGJDSZCYUBCYFUIDLHJBHFUIDBSYGUIDBZHCDBGMDCBZSHFDKSYGUBSDZHGXJFBDGZVBHCMZBDICFYCIZBGHSKDNHJZCBKXZCMXVFKNDCGHSBYCFDSBFHXDCZ,FDBJCHFKJDZX,CHZUBGHUCBSTXFYEATFHGADYFVCSGYFXWUAYFTUAXTGFYEBT78ELBGCYBXKFUDAXTBFTDVA7XTEXUVFYAFVHDGAXFHDKTXYRGFXSAXHJGSYUTFVAXUYVGFHJSKGFUTCSUXVUFBYXUFTFYVTYVCFUXUFVTDXATFAIXEHGXFAXGFHKEXFUTXAYUFVTYAXFYDVXATUFDGHAXFGDHCVGHAXBFETRYXUTEFKAXGHVXGABGVUXV"

Bill races around, faster then the speed of sound, for his mouth closes before the sound even reaches their ears.

Everybody watches, slowly backing away, as Bill mutates into several demonic forms before finally picking the ultimate form.

Dipper and Mabel gasp, staring at it with wide eyes.

Bill is a flaming dorito...

Ford decides to turn the camera off.