A/N: Seriously guys, I hav Not done this book in a long time! 😭
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Night: YEAAAA WOOOOO HOOOOOO!!

Me: I know u r excited but tell them wen they r actually here pls.

Lillian: *screams* COME DOWN RN!!

Everyone: Fine.

Dres: Why did this happen to me?~

Me: Don't worry u, won't be alone. *teleports Dommy*

Dommy: Wha- *turns to see me* NOPE! GET AWAY FROM ME YA FREAK!

Me: rUdE.

Dommy: Whateva.

Me: Anyways, that was a dare from Mel.

Dommy: Why!?

Dres: Where the fuck is she, I'm gonna kill her when I find her.

Me: Oh no u don't.

Mel: Wassup.

Dres: *growls* U betta not hurt him.

Dommy: Awwww~ Calm down cutie. It's alright~

Dres: *blushing*

Ashlie: Is there anymore or was that it?

Me: 😁 Nope.

Everyone else aside from Night and Lillian: *groans*

Me: Me and Mel have a surprise for everyone at the end but first. *teleports AzmoonX *

Moon: Where am I?

Me: Hey Moon!

Moon: Oh hey Mel.

Me: Girl. That's Mel. *points behind where Mel is sitting on the couch*

(Only Moon & Mel knows this reference)

Moon: Haha Sorrrryy.

Me: It Ok. Wanna say your dare?

Moon: Sure. Someone has to tell Jon what a killer's job is or we go to hell and do the rest of the dares there.

Nick: For how long?

Me: Moon said to finish the rest of the dares there but we can stay there.

Everyone: Nope. Rather go to hell but not stay there pls.

Me: Oh it's not just any normal hell. It's a special hell. My special hell. U might die and u can't use author powers to revive.

Night: So who's telling him?

*silence*

Moon: Fine, I'll tell him.

Ashlie: Don't u dare.

Moon: Or wat? *wears pixel glasses*

Ashlie: ...

Moon: Oh, Jon~

Jon: Huh, yeah?

Moon: Do u want me to tell u wat a killer's job is?

Jon: Ok?

Moon: *whispers to him*

Jon: *frozen*

(Let it go, let it go~ Can't hold it back anymore~)

Ashlie: Wat did u say?

Moon: Hehehe.

Jon: M-my innocence h-has b-been r-r-ruined.

Ashlie: Don't worry, Jon. I'll protect u.
*hugs Jon*

Jon: T-Thanks Atlie. *hugs back*

Mel: Murder Sp-

Moon: NO, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR STUPID MURDER SPREES. HELL NO!

Mel: Murder Sp-

Me: Mel, what did we talk about?

Mel: Fine.

Everyone: *confused*

Me: If u wanna know what the fuck happened, then go and check out AzmoonX 's ask or dare. Since Night decided this, everyone wear your party outfits.

~Timeskip~

*Everyone is dressed and Hamilton : Guns and Ships plays*

Ashlie: Wait a minute...

Me and Mel: EVERYONE GIVE IT UP TO AMERICA'S FAVOURITE FIGHTING FRENCHMEN!

Wattpaders + Ashlie: LAFAYETTE!!

Me: I'm takin this horse by the reins makin'
Redcoats redder with bloodstains

Wattpaders + Ashlie: LAFAYETTE!

Me:And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'em
Drop and burn 'em up and scatter their remains, I'm

Everyone: LAFAYETTE!

Me: I LOVE HAMILTON!

Cory: Don't know what that is.

Me: Shut the fuck up and stay away from me you piece of shit.

Cory: RuDe.

Me: Yeah right, at least my momma never had to watch me through a baby moniter so her eyes wouldn't fall out.

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me: Ouch, betta have some water to heal that burn.

Lillian and Night: *Pours water on Cory*

Cory: ...

Moon: 😋 YYYYEEEEAAAAA!!!

Me: *whispers to Moon so no one heard* mory~...

Moon: WHY?!

Me: No breaking NewScapeComics in this book, ok?

Moon: Fine....

Me: Go and check her out. ^^^ AzmoonX

Cory: What the fuck are u talkin' about?

Me and Moon: NOTHING!

*door bell rings*

Tommy: I'll get it!  *opens the door to see Nick*

Nick: Did someone order pizza?

Tommy: No, but i ordered a piece of you~ *finger guns*

(I was literally cringing when tommy did dat.
Tommy: Yeah, why the fuck did  I do it?
Shut up Thomas!)

Nick: Really? *blushing madly* Now?

Tommy: *walks off laughing*

*notifications buzzing on Me Phone*

Me: What is it dis tyme? *looks* WHAT THE FUCK?!

Everyone else: What?

Me: I asked who they shipped me with. Moon ships me with Mel, Mystic ships me with Dawn, Elementia shipped me with Tommy, i think WinterFrogHopper shipped me with Mel and Then NewScapeCrew9596 ships me with the fucking salt lord, Uni. In Moon's universe, some ship me with Mel or a fucking knife and Uni and Cori shipped me with trash.

(I don't care if u ship me but i am doing this for someone and THAT PERSON IS NOT MEL)

Uni,Tommy,Dawn & Mel:

WTF?

Cory, Nick, Lillian: *hiss at me*

(As before Lillian isn't like that, I am a hardcore shipper and I wanted that for this chapter)

Ashlie: Everyone is taken but Mel~

Me & Mel: We're not dating.

Me: I'm currently taken.

Mel: Uh, Same here.

Jon: Wat are their names?

Me: I don't know if he's aloud to be on here, so... BIATCH U WON'T KNOW! So Mel, who is yours?

Mel: Um, his name shall not be spoken in here. I haven't had permission to have his name in here.

Everyone else (aside from Mel): Well, you learn something every day.

(The next part is going to be in bold because my phone doesn't fucking like me)

Me: U guys act like u know everything but u don't.

Uni: Biatch.

Me: Look at the mirror and say that to me again and notice that I'm not u.

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Uni: Why?

Me: Oh yeah, there was another part to the party dare, Night, wanna spill wat it's about

Night: Hell yeah! It's a healthy food party. The pizza is a decoration.

Everyone else: Awwwwwwwwe.

Moon: Shara x Mel

Me: Moon, shut the fuck up before I end u in this universe and ur universe. And I spill The Ship.

Moon: U wouldn't dare.

Me: Oh I would.

Mel: WHERE THE FUCK IS UNI AND CORI!!

Uni: Wait, why me.

Me: Not u Uni.

Night & Lillian: Eh?

Mel: I WILL FUCKING TEAR THEIR LIMBS APA-

Me: U already did that to Uni in her universe so shuddup. U killed Uni, I killed Cory. I let Cori and Moon off because they're actually cool people.

Uni & Cory: Wow *sarcastic tone*

Me: Do u want to die right now?

Uni & Cory: Uhhhh...

Me: Exactly what I thought.

(Damn it feels good to be a gangsta)

Uni: *whispers* Bitch.

Me: Well, I'm not the Minecraft dog skin here, Bitch.

Wattpaders: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Me: Anyways, since it has been a long time, I cannot remember who asked for this dare but, Uni and Duni have to eat the pizza.

Uni: *jumps like 3 floors of my house, breaking the fucking floorboards* WHERE IS HE, I'M GONNA TRAP MYSELF IN A CAGE!

Me: He's only gonna be here for that dare and then he goes.

Uni: *calms down because he hugs Cory and Cory hugs back* Good.

Me: *teleports Duni* NIGHT, LILLIAN!! CAN U GET THE SPECIAL PIZZA!

Night & Lillian: GOT IT! *comes in with Night's Special Pizza*

Mel: NOW EAT THE FUCKING PIZZA!!

Megan: YEAH, YA BULLSHIT TURD!!

Me: MEGAN GET OUT OF THIS UNIVERSE! *makes Megan leave the universe* AND NO MORE PUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Megan: *distant voice* No way, na uh!

Ashlie: What does the pizza do?

Wattpaders: *grinning evilly* You'll see.

Uni & Duni: *eats the "pizza"*

Night: Soooooo? How was it?

Duni: *chokes and Mel teleports him back*

Mel: The innocent shall not see this.

Me: BUT THEY GET TO SEE UNI! HA YA SON OF A BITCH!

Uni: *choking and his body spasmed violently* C-C-co-

Cory: SHUT UP, DONT WASTE UR ENERGY!

*technical difficulties*

Me: *whispering to the forth wall people and alone* So, if u didn't know, Uni had to go to da hospital. Thanks Night for the "pizza". I have my own dare because I can't remember the other dares. *demonic smile* U'll see.

*everyone else walks back into the room*

Uni: NIGHT, WAT THE FUCK DID U PUT IN THE FUCKING SHITTY PIZZA?!?!?!?!?!

Night: No, It's "pizza"

Cory: SO WAT U R SAYING IS THAT WAS NOT AN ACTUAL NICE PIZZA!

Me: Forgot to say that part, anybody who eats the pizza, will turn out like Uni.

Uni: *triggered*

Cory: *sighs and tries to calm Uni down*

Jon, Ashlie, Nick & Tommy: *sitting there watching the hell all unfold and eating popcorn*

*time skip*

Me & Moon: *hiding in da bush in da garden*

Tommy: *walking by and then Moon pulls him into the bush*
WHAT TH-

Me & Moon: *whispers* Shhhhhhhhhhh.

Tommy: *whisper yells* what the hell!

Me: This is a dare from me. U have to pretend to commit suicide and u have to be gone for three days.

Tommy: Eh, easy enough. Can u get a fake me?

Me: Yes, but when u come back, you have to hav a dramatic entrance and kiss Nick.

Tommy: *thinks about it for a second* Meh, Okay.

Moon: Let's set everything up.

*timeskip.... Yes, another one*
(No more DJ Kaled)

Everyone: *heres screams outside and they all go out to see Tommy's "dead" and Moon is screaming and Shara trying to calm her down*

Lillian: WHAT HAPPENED!?

Me: LOOK FOR URSELF!

Nick: Oh god, TOMMY! *goes over to him*

Real Tommy: *watches them in the hidden secret camera room and cries a bit because Nick cared*

Me: We're gonna have to cut this short. Hope u guys have a fantastical Day!

Ta ta Savagez!