Me: Welcome back shanks.

Cory: No more references!

Me: Fuck u, shuck-face.

M! Uni: Wow, harsh.

Moon: She's always like that, remember?

Cori: Yep.

M! Ashlie & Ashlie: So, what dares are there?

M! SGC: Ask her not me, ya moron.

Mel: Well, this subject is going off-target.

Night: Yeah, it kinda is.

Lillian: Yeah, I do have to agree on that.

Me: Yeah yeah, yada yada. I don't remember anybody's dares. Aside from one which was-

M!Cory: Well what's it gonna be.

Me: WELL, LET ME TALK AND THEN YOU'LL GET TO KNOW DUMB HEAD!!

M!Shelby: Um... Calm down?

Me: Nice, even Moon's Shelby is an asshole and won't let me speak.

M!Shelby: S-sorry.... don't kill me pls.

Megan: THEN LET THE WOMAN TALK GODDAMMIT!

Me: I AM VERY SORRY I FORGOT, IT'S BEEN LIKE 4 MONTHS!! ALSO HAPPY LATE NEW YEAR!!

*some people sitting in the back eating popcorn and cruching very loudly*

Me: DAWWWWWNNNNN!!!!

Moon: ASHHHHHLLLLLLIIIIEEEE!

M!Ashlie & Dawn: What do you want?!

Me: Dare.... Rn.

M!Ashlie: Ready?

Dawn: 3

M!Ashlie: 2

Dawn: 1

M!Ashlie: GO!

Narrator: M!Ashlie and Dawn performed a fabulous act containing acrobatic flips, dangerous chemicals and magical stuff. At the end of the beautiful performance, everyone was either amazed or had just outright fainted to the awesomeness. Tommy pretty much had to put all the people, who had fainted, to their room or place them on to the many couches they had owned. Shara and Moon were lazy and just watched some stuff on Youtube.

Tommy: You could help ya know.

Shara: Get M!Ashlie or Dawn.

Tommy: They collapsed after their show. *pointing at M!Ashlie and Dawn on the floor*

Moon: Do it yourself, we're busy.

Tommy: Are you fucking kidding me?!

Me: No Dipwad.

Tommy: IT'S CREAMWAD TO YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Moon: *still on phone but listens to the conversation and pretends that we don't realise that she's there*

Me: *raise my fingers in a gun position and point them at Tommy's heart* Say any more words and you're dead.

Tommy: What's a pretend gun gonna do to me-?

Me: *shoots*

Narrator: The bullet hits Tommy's heart and he dies. Shara and Moon then proceed to make it look like Tommy died in one of the ritual rooms.
Shara and Moon plan a scenario to clear their names from suspicion. Let's see how long it takes for the others to find out.

3 days later...

Nick: *SCREAMS* TOMMY!

Narrator: The body of Tommy was found by none other but Nick who noticed that Tommy was missing for a few days. Everyone had rushed over to see the body and there was Tommy, hanging from the ropes on his wrists, head down, shot in the heart and a ritual below him.

M!Shelby: *screams* HE WAS SACRAFICED!!! *screams again and then faints*

Me: Lol.

Nick: Tommy's dead and you say "Lol"!

Me: I meant M!Shelby fainting shuck-face!

Moon: Somebody drag Shelbs to the couch in the living room.

M!SGC: On it. *drags M!Shelby's body*

Megan: Deduction Time!

Mel: De- what-now?

Megan: WELL SOMEBODY OBVIOUSLY KILLED TOMMY SO WE HAVE TO FIND OUT WHO!

Nick: For once, i am agreeing.

Megan: LET'S START, WHEN DID THE MURDER OCCUR?!

Me: He was missing for a few days, so it might've occured from after the act.

Moon: That means someone would have to be awake.

Lillian: True but weren't we all knocked down to the bone.

Night: Yeah, weren't we? Anyways, can't we just revive him?

Me: Not possible, because of a stupid dare.

Mel: Wait- what dare?

Me: From Ele, no powers for 5 chaps.

Mel: Wow, thanks a lot Ele.

Elementia: *from somewhere beyond* Your welcome!

Mel: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC, BASTARD!

Ashlie: Can we continue?

Cory: Pfft, go ahead.

M!Ashlie: Alright, let me use deduction to figure this out. Me and Dawn saw everyone passed out aside from Tommy. I didn't pay attention to it at the time so i don't know if anyone else was awake.

Dawn: If i'm correct, Shara and Moon were also awake.

Me: Eh? Oh yeah, you two passed out and Tommy was trying to get everyone to their rooms or assigned couches. We were on our phone watching Youtube when Moon said that she was quickly gonna get a drink. Tommy was upstairs carrying Nick to his bed.

Nick: *blushes madly*

Me: The only way to make me fall asleep was to sneak up on me and knock me out. Hence why i have a red bloody mark on my head. After that, idk. I woke up from the basement... WITH EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME!

Uni: We had to give you a reality check. We found you and Moon in there.

Me: *murmurs so Uni can't hear* whatever, salt king...

Uni: What was that?

Me: Nothing, now Moon, tell me how the fuck we both ended up in the same location.

Moon: Idk.

Jon: Whaddya mean "Idk"?

Moon: I was in the kitchen when i heard a noise outside the room. I walked into the room to see Shara unconscious and i was about to go help her but somebody made me smell thing weird thing. Then i woke up and saw Shara next to me, the door of the basement was locked.

M!Cory: Such a cliche move. Locking the fucking door.

M!Uni: Hey, you probably would've done it as well.

Me: Somebody tell me why it took me that long to fucking wake up?

Uni: I mean, you haven't slept in a while.

Me:

Uni: What?!

Me: Bitch, i don't sleep.

Megan: I'm bored watching fights, somebody do a cliché move.

Cory:

Everyone:

Cory:

Me: Well, that concludes today. Moon's people can stay for 5 more chapters.

Everyone: YAY!! / AWESOME!! / HELL YEAH!!

Me: Don't forget to leave dares! I'm sorry if i forgot yours. It's been a while.

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Ta ta Savagez!