"I dare Mario to kiss me. After all, we're married."

Asked by: LeahMario0418

Luigi:  Oh Natalie! You've done it again-a!!!

Natalie (admin): *turns over to Luigi* Done what again? ;o;

Luigi: Wasted someone's time. :/

Natalie (admin): Um, who's time? :O

Luigi: Leah's time.

Natalie (admin): I'm aware and I'm really, really sorry. ;; *scratches head*

Luigi: She-a literally asked for this LAST MONTH. Last, goomba-stompin', month!! >:(

Natalie (admin): *sighs* I feel really bad T-T

Mario: Yeah, you should. You're lazy.

Natalie (admin): *sniff*

Luigi: Okay, okay. Let's leave her alone now..

Natalie (admin): ... *sigh* Anyway, Mario. I really do think your wife Leah is such a wonderful person!! :)

Mario: She-a really, really is! She's the queen of my world and I'd-a do anything to keep her out of harm's way! <3 :3

Luigi: That's cute, heh... ^-^

Natalie (admin): Agreed Luigi! :') I admire you two so much! In fact, this dare involves Leah! :)

Mario: Dare?! Involving Leah? I don't-a know about this. I have a bad feeling.

Natalie (admin): Ah! C'mon! It's nothing too bad. You'll be grand. :P

Mario: "Nothing too bad?" How's that-a gonna make me feel better? *takes out phone*

Luigi: W-what do you-a need that for? :3

Mario: *looks up at Luigi* I'm-a calling Leah.

Natalie (admin): Why? :P

Mario: To tell her there's a dare involving her! It better not-a be anything weird.

Natalie (admin): *chuckles* Oh no, no, no! You've got it all wrong! She's daring YOU to kiss her!

Luigi: *smiles* Which-a shouldn't be too bad considering you're married to her! >u<

Mario: *sigh of relief* Oh-a! Phew! I'm sorry. I'm pretty protective of-a Leah, y'know! XD

Natalie (admin): It's all good! :) I mean, you could still give Leah a ring and tell her to come down here! ^-^

Mario: *smiles* Okie dokie! :') *taps at phone*

Luigi: :3

Mario: *holds phone up to ear* Hello? ^-^

Leah: *on phone* Hey honey! >u<

Mario: Hey-a, babe! :'3 You know-a me and my bro's Ask or Dare book? ^^

Leah: *giggles* Of course! The book that helped me found out a bit more about my fave lil guy! :'3

Mario: *chuckles* You're honestly always so adorable, Leah >u< I heard you dared me! And I'm kinda nervous as to what it's gonna be about...

Luigi: *whispering* But you already know what it's about, though! :O

Leah: *stuttering nervously* Oh no, no... Y'see.. Well.. It's nothing TOO weird. Wait... I mean, i-it's not weird... at all... and-

Mario: *laughs* Oh my-a gosh! XD I-a gotcha! :P I-a actually do know what it's about! ^-^

Leah: *sigh of relief* I thought I made you feel so scared! *laughs*

Mario: We're down at-a Peach's Castle! :)

Leah: Okie-dokie! ^-^ I'll meet you down there in a few! See you, honey bunny! XD

Mario: Bye-a bye, wifey! :'3

Luigi: Kinda weird how she wasn't already here. Isn't she your wife? Y'know, like a life companion? :^)

Mario: Shhh! Her favourite show was on and she didn't want to miss it! :P

Luigi: What show? ^-^

Mario: This weird one Rosalina recommended to her a few years back.

Luigi: Oh the one where the Lumas transform into strange things? Mario! Remember-a that one episode when that Luma turned into a bus? XD

Mario: Yeah! It was pretty funny! :P

Luigi: I'm surprised Leah would actually enjoy the show :^)

Mario: I'm not-a actually sure if she's a HUGE fan although I will definitely interested in it.

Leah: *walks into the courtyard* Hi everyone! ^-^

Luigi: Hello Leah!! :')

Natalie (admin): *hides face*

Mario: Nat? :P

Natalie (admin): Leah, I'm really sorry about the wait.

Mario and Luigi: THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD LET US DEAL WITH THIS BOOK OURSELVES WITHOUT YOU HELPING US! ;O;

Natalie (admin): *clears throat* Nah! If you want to to that, you're gonna have to make your own Wattpad! :P

Mario: Nah, too late. Don't-a want to start all over again. It's been four good years.

Natalie (admin): Then deal with it! Leah should be the one who's unhappy.

Mario: And I should be unhappy because you've-a wasted my wife's time! >:(

Leah: Guys, guys... Please don't argue. I guess it's time to do what I've come to do! :) *walks up to Mario* Hey honey bunny~!

Mario: *blushing profusely* Aye-a! Stop! >:P

Leah: *giggles* I thought you liked me calling you that! ^-^

Mario: *embarrassed* Yeah, b-but n-not in public... ;O;

Luigi and Natalie (admin): *sniggering*

Mario: UGH! YOU GUYS SUCK! >:( Hey! At least I have someone who calls me cringey nicknames! :P Have you someone, Nat? :^)

Natalie (admin): *grins* I do. They call me 'babyface' :P

Luigi: PFFFFFFT-HAHAHAHA!!! XD

Natalie (admin): ._."

Leah: So, honey bunny. Let's do this!! ^-^ *leans in* I love you so much,  Mario! ;u;

Mario: *leans in* I love you too Leah!! :'3

Leah and Mario: *press lips against one anothers*

Natalie (admin) You two are actually too cute! I know you got married a little while ago but I wish you two the best in life!!

Leah: Aw thank you so much Natalie! :'3

Luigi: Hey, 'babyface' Remember to upload on time, okay?! >:P

Natalie (admin): Don't make me strangle you...