"I dare Luigi to kiss Dimentio. Please! Make my OTP come true!"

From: ninjacinnaminroll

Natalie (admin): Your wish is my command! :^D

Luigi: K-K-Kiss Dimentio? *blushes*

Mario: Yes! Kiss him like you would've kissed Peasley back in the BeanBean Kingdom if he wasn't so self-absorbed! XD

Luigi: W-w-what? :o

Mario: Oh, come on Weegie! Everybody knows you liked Peasley! Just admit it! :^)

Luigi: Just stop..

Natalie (admin): And now entering the scene is the man, the myth, the legend, Mister Dimentio!

*applause*

Dimentio: Oh hello, Green One! >:P

Luigi: *blushing* H-heh, hi.. :3

Mario: Wow.. so you're about to kiss someone who can't even remember your name.. e.e

Natalie (admin): Shush, Mario!! :O

Dimentio: You know, you're really cute when you blush like that :P

Luigi: Heh.. heh.. t-thanks :3 *shyly*

Dimentio: *holds up Luigi's chin with a finger* Aww.. aren't you a darling~

Luigi: *Blushes even more and chuckles shyly*

Dimentio: *leans in and kisses Luigi on the lips*

Luigi: *blushing madly*

Natalie (admin): Aw, how cute! >U<

Dimentio: *pushes away* Well, that was nice, wasn't it- Weegie? >:P

Luigi: *speechless*

Dimentio: What did you think of that? :)

Luigi: :'3

Mario: The "Green One" has been dreaming constantly of becoming your "one and only"

Luigi: *embarassed* Mario?!

Dimentio: Well, Luigi, you're in luck because I feel the same way about you! :D

Luigi: Y-you d-d-do?! I thought you'd never like a freak and a klutz such as myself?!

Dimentio: *gasps* Don't say that about yourself, Luigi! I don't think you're any of those things! Now come along with me! We have people to DESTROY!!

Natalie (admin): Wouldn't a dinner with your new boyfriend be more romantic than "destroying people"? XD

Dimentio: *blushes, scratches* I'm s-sorry. I don't know any better... Blame that on Bleck!

Count Bleck: BLECCCK?!

Dimentio: Seriously, can someone get plehgm medicine for this guy?!!