Punchinthejewels

France: *walks up to matthew and takes his maple syrup*

Matthew: hey pal I was kinda using that if you don't min-

France: *pours syrup in self* im to sweet for your answer~!

Matthew: *slowly backs away*

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Gilbert: so France how was it *holding back laughter*

France: MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!  I HAVE TAINTED IT WITH CANADIAN DEMON SPAWN T_T

Spain: don't worry amigo! We'll take you to that beauty salon and get you a new gay hair style ^^

France: *huffs and storms off*

Spain:.... Was it something I said?

Prussia: *dying of lauhter*

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Spain: buon a tomato buon a tomato!