Yukine- (whispers) Yes! Last chapter of me having to be obedient to Yato

Yato- what was that?

Yukine- it was nothing oh almighty and powerful Yato

Yato- I wish you could be like this all the time

Yukine- too bad Gods can't grant their own wishes

Hiyori- it would be chaos if that happened

Yato- well we have dares from Flores14Elemental

Flores- Here I am

Hiryori- Thank you for giving us dares (bows)

Flores- It's my pleasure :) First dare, Hiyori, beat up a clown

Hiyori- w-what?! I can't just beat up an innocent person!

Flores- THEY'RE NOT INNOCENT. THEY'RE THE ESSENCE OF PURE EVIL

Yukine- Afraid of clowns ey?

Flores- Yep...

Yato- I'll bring a clown (runs out, then comes back with a clown)

Flores- AHHHHHHHHHHHH (hides in a corner)

Yukine- ...

Hiyori- I'm sorry, i have to beat you up, please forgive me ;-;

Clown- :(

Hiyori- (kicks him in the face, punches him in the gut, smacks him, etc)

Clown- (faints)

Hiyori- I feel so guilty (puts a glass of water next to him)

Flores- (comes out of corner) One clown down, a million more to go

All of them- ...

Flores- (hands Yukine a megaphone) stomp over to Bishamon's place and in the center, with a straight face, yell out "I AM A SHOTA!!!" and walk away as if nothing happened. 

Yukine- (sighs) What has my life come to?

(at Bishamon's place)

Yukine- (Walks in like a boss)

Everyone- (whispering)

Yukine- (walks into the center)

Everyone- (watching)

Yukine- I AM A SHOTA!!!

Everyone- (bursts out laughing)

Yukine- (walks out like a boss)

Bishamon- I think we all knew that already...

(at dare place)

Yukine- (dying from embarrassment)

Flores- (hands over keys to a roadroller to Yato) use this machine to crush anything you want 

Yato- YESSSSS  (runs outside to see a roadroller)

(he goes to Bishamon's place and crushes it)

Yato- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bishmon- YATOOOOOO

(starts to go crazy and crush everything in his path)

Yato- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(at dare place)

Hiyori- Go fish!

Flores- why do I keep on losing! ;-;

Yukine- (sighs)