Flores- (rubs hands evil with an evil smirk) I have more dares for you guys?

Yukine- why are you the only one who ever dares us?

Flores- I'm not sure...

Yato- I am ready for your dares!!

Flores- you sure about that? :)

(in a random mall, in front of the bathrooms)

Yato- I've done this billions of times before 

Flores- yeah bu this time, you have to crossdress :)

Yato- oh that's easy, Yukine, get me Hiyori's clothes

Hiyori- wait what?!

Yukine- (mumbles something incoherent and goes off, and then comes back with one of her dresses)

(after a few minutes of changing)

Yato-

Hiyori- you actually look nice...

Yato- thank you :3

(walks into the girls' bathroom casually)

Hiyori- why is he so ok with this?

Yato- (walks out with a smile)

Yukine- pervert.

Yato- whatt???!! how??!

Hiyori- we can tell from your smile

Flores- guys...this book is supposed to be PG.... let's just get to the next dare

(back at dare place)

Hiyori- can you take off my dress now?

Yato- never! I feel like a magical girl!! (twirls around)

Flores- well, Hiyori, I dare you to put Yato's hair up in a ponytail (fangirls)

Hiyori- (mildly blushes)

Yukine- (rolls eyes)

Yato- (blushes a little)

Flores- (fangirls harder)

Hiyori- Yato sit down

Yato- ok (sits down)

Hiyori- (she goes behind him and starts tying his hair into a ponytail)

Flores- (secretly taking a video of it)

Yato- (stands up) wow I look so cool now!

Flores- now for my last dare, which is for Yukine

Yukine- oh no..

Flores- I dare you, cinnamon roll, to stay locked up in a room and watch every episode of Teletubbies until you are rocking back and forth in a corner, traumatized, and randomly singing the Teletubbies theme song..

Yukine- '-'

Flores- Also, you get a pile of chocolates if you complete the dare.

Yukine- LETS DO THIS

(after a whole week of watching Teletubbies)

Hiyori- (knocking on the door of the room which Yukine is locked in) Yukine! You'd been in there for a week

Yato- I ORDER YOU TO GET OUT. OH WAIT I KNOW, SHINK!!

(suddenly Yukine as the sword thing flies through the door into Yato's hand)

Yato- (reverses that thing)

Yukine- (rocking back a forth with wide eyes and starts singing the Teletubbies theme song)

https://youtu.be/TIIWPACxHDU

Hiyori- are you ok...?

Yukine- TELETUBBIES ARE EVIL!!! TIME FOR TELETUBBIES TIME FOR TELETUBBIES TIME FOR TELETUBBIES TIME FOR-

Flores- (stuff chocolate in his mouth) here's your chocolate (shows him a pile of chocolate)

Yukine- (while munching on chocolate) I HATE THE TELETUBBIES