Yato- Yukine~

Yukine- 😑 what? I Don't want to be involved in your stupid dare book. Man I really wanna swea-

Yato- SHUSH! THERE ARE YOUNG READERS OUT THERE! I DON'T WANT THEM TO BE CONTAMINATED! And the author doesn't swear....

Yukine- I'm not even gonna ask

Yato- and you're already involved :) Flores14Elemental dares everyone to call you a cinnamon roll for the next chapters

Yukine- NO-

Yato- and you cannot complain 😋

Yukine- 😡

Hiyori- HAI CINNAMON ROLL!

Kazuma- Ready to train cinnamon roll?

Bishamon- GET AWAY FROM YATO AND CINNAMON ROLL

Yukine- ST-

Yato- You can't complain cinnamon roll :)

Yukine- 😠

Yato- anyway~ oh I love this dare :D

(at bishamon's shrine again)

Yato- (with a megaphone) BISHAMON! KAZUMA HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!!!!! (quickly runs away)

Bishamon- K-kazuma? is this true?

Kazuma- (already gone to kill Yato)GET BACK HERE!!!

Yato- IF YOU KILL ME YOU'LL FEEL SO GUILTY THAT YOU'LL BLIGHT YOUR MASTER. YOU DON'T WANT THAT

Kazuma- ........ I'll get my payback.

(back with Yato)

Yato- (reads dare) oooohhhh an orange tracksuit? i look FAB in orange (changes into it)

Yukine- -_-

Yato- what his 'gravity falls'?

(suddenly a note falls down)

Hiyori- it's from laneypennrules, she says it's a show, and she has the lyrics and music for you

Yato- THANK YOU LANEYPENNRULES ^_^ hiyori, you have to record this

Hiyori- uh.... ok (takes out phone an starts recording)

https://youtu.be/wr7-3Q3nmSs

Yato-

I'm Stan and I was wrong

I'm singing the Stan Wrong Song

I shouldn't have taken(?) the chance

now here's my remorseful dance

(starts doing the jazz kicks like a pro)

Hiyori- (stops recording)

Yukine- I was gonna use this as blackmail.... but he's too good for this.....

Yato- (sparkle sparkle pride pride) there's also question for everyone. 'Do you find it ironic how Cinammon roll, who is only a teenager, is more masture than Yato? And Yato is 1000+ year old which can consider him an adult.' 

Hiyori- I've always wondered this

Yukine- it's cause Yato is stupid -_- and needs discipline

yato- I SHOULD BE DISCIPLINING YOU CINAMMON ROLLE

Yukine- WELL YOU'RE TOO IMMATURE

Yato- I AM MATURE. I TRIED TO GIVE YOU MY JACKET WHEN WE FIRST MET BUT YOU DIDN'T WANT IT. HOW IMMATURE CINNAMON ROLL

Yukine- THAT'S CAUSE IT WAS SWEATY

Hiyori- guys..... calm down

Yato- because I'm MATURE. I'm going answer the last question for..... laneypennrules/Daisy?

Daisy- (comes out of nowhere) yes I am planning on the fourth wall, I just find it hard to break withing shows that usually don't have that, especially in anime. But I have been able to break it several times this chapter, so don't worry! ^^

Yato- who

Yukine- are

Hiyori- you?

Daisy- ........ (disappears)

Yato- is she a god?

Hiyori- maybe she'll help fix my body -_-

Yato- T_T