Yeah, so I'm Dead
K.C.: *scrolls tiredly to the next question, only having had 7 hours of sleep and trying to answer as many questions and dares as possible* Alright... gays... next... dare... *eyes widen with fear*
Pip: Who is it for? *looks up from reading from his hardcover book*
K.C.: It's for me... And I'm really glad that I've been getting more questions and dares... but...
Pip: *sighs* We've just been generally tired the past few days
K.C.: *nods* Yep...
Freddy: *looks up from playing with the babies, spelling "don't overwork yourself" with the toy blocks on the floor* Ooh! Who is it from?
K.C.: *sighs as she grabs her Fly Pad/it feels like a dead weight* It's from @Amanda737055 and I cannot let Freddy hear it. Only Pip... *walks over cautiously to the penguin* It says... *starts reading in a low volume* I dare K.C. to hide all of Freddy's cheese and don't tell him where they are *sighs happily* At least this one didn't give me a stroke
Pip: *eyes widen* He's going to kill you...
K.C.: I know... *sighs and continues whispering* Yeah, so I'm dead... But maybe not if this would only last for one day... Can you please keep Freddy busy so he doesn't look for his cheese while I hide it?
Pip: *nods and whispers back* Sure... Maybe I can keep him busy for the whole day so he won't have to think of cheese at all, and thus will never find out, so when he thinks of cheese tomorrow, they're all there and he won't kill you
K.C.: *sighs, still whispering* That's a really appealing offer... Yeah, I'll take it
Pip: *whispers back* Okay, let's do this... *stops whispering* Hey, Freddy! *starts walking towards the flamingo, his flippers innocently behind his back* Uh... I wanna go... uh... travel the world! Wanna come with me?
Freddy: *tilts his head* Travel the world? Don't we already do that for our job?
Pip: *deer-in-the-headlights look* Yea, but—
Freddy: And we still have our own deliveries, and we have to help K.C. with the nursery
K.C.: *a lot more casual and calm and overall innocent* Oh, I can take care of the nursery. You guys go and fly out of here!
Pip: *nods* Yeah! And we don't have deliveries today!
Freddy: *eyes widen* Oh yeah... Then let's go after I eat some cheese!
Pip: *thinking fast* Uh, we can buy cheese when we get there!
Freddy: Oh, okay! *lifts Pip onto his back and immediately flies out of the nursery*
K.C.: Whew! *sighs in relief as she tucks the babies to sleep and walks towards Pip and Freddy's shared room* Alright, where's the cheese... *opens the closet, disappointed, but not surprised* Of course they're all in the closet... I wonder how they never go bad though...
K.C.: *grunts as she packs all the cheese into a sack and drags it towards the kitchen, where she also packs all the cheese there* Where can I hide this? *shrugs as she drags the sack of cheese all the way back to the nursery and hides it inside the igloo* Now it's time to wait for inevitable death...
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