((What's the deal with Kip anyway? I don't really see the appeal for it.

Unless it's all heteronormativity. That can die))

K.C.: *eyes widen as another notification pops up from the Fly Pad* Guys! We have another question! *waves them over*

Pip: *looks up from reading on his Fly Pad* Who is it for?

K.C.: *checks the Fly Pad* It's for Freddy *exchanges a look with both of them* So — we would have to leave *gives a small relieves sigh as she stands up and walks over to the flamingo, handing him the Fly Pad* At least I need to head over to the cafeteria to replenish the supplies here *starts walking out of the nursery and waves goodbye to them*

Pip: *grabs some headphones from his backpack* I'll be listening to something for the I-dunno-th time so I won't be able to hear you *places the headphones on his head and searches for it and starts listening*

Freddy: *takes a deep excited breath* Okay... It says it's from @Pipxkcshipper *raises his eyebrows* That's a very concerning name, especially since it's for a username, and they're usually supposed to be something quite personal... *eyes widen with skepticism* Unless that ship is personal to them, but there are varying degrees of personal and it can get quite concerning

Freddy: *shakes his head* The question says... *starts reading from the Fly Pad* Do you ship Pip and K.C.?

Freddy: *raises eyebrows in concern* I have many problems with shipping and questions about shipping in general — The shipping part of any fandom I'm in seems so toxic *sighs*

Freddy: Pip and K.C. are also my friends and real animals so frankly I would say that it would be disrespectful to ship them with anyone if they're not okay with it *frowns*

Freddy: Pip's only okay when we ship him with his fictional crush *looks at his penguin pal* And even so we try not to ship him that much because sometimes it can get too much he can get an attack *flashes a painful smile*

Freddy: K.C., meanwhile? *smiles, slightly scared* I think she would absolutely kill me if ever I even dare think of shipping her with anyone — and I have no idea why

Freddy: One time I jokingly said that I shipped her with her fictional crush since she did have some type crush on her and K.C. glared at me then proceeded to ignore me for the rest of the day *shakes his head with fear as he remembers the day, then adds in a small voice* Or maybe that's just gay panic—

Freddy: There's also this thing with Pip's sexuality though — being gay and all — and he might change his label in the future, but for now this is the sexuality he deems fit for him and I will respect that *shrugs*

Freddy: Also the age gap is very concerning *tilts his head* K.C. doesn't remember her age — and I can definitely relate to that — but she remembers having her 18th birthday already so she's at least that age, and Pip's 14 or so, and that would be a very concerning age gap...

Freddy: *scratches the back of his head as his eyes widen with surprise* I can't believe I had to lecture you guys on shipping...