BETWEEN THE PAGES OF THE HOLY BIBLE AMEN
((So some of you clearly aren't following the rest of my art through the other book and I don't know if I should be disappointed))
K.C.: *eyes widen as another notification pops up on the Fly Pad* Guys! We have another question! *waves them over*
Pip: *looks up from reading gay stuff on his Fly Pad, quickly wiping away his tears* Who is it for?
K.C.: *smiles casually* It's for Freddy, actually
Freddy: *looks up from playing blocks with the babies spelling "A-ll C-ops A-re B-astards" on the floor* Ooh, really? Who is it from?
K.C.: *checks the Fly Pad again, raising her eyebrows* It's from @Amanda737055 *stands up and holds the Fly Pad out*
Freddy: *stands up and walks towards the koala, taking the Fly Pad from her, and starts reading* Why does Freddy forget he can fly?
Freddy: *furrows his eyebrows in confusion* How is this even a question? Why is this even a question? Normal animals forget things all the time, and forget about the abilities they have. Actually — Sometimes they forget how to do an ability...
K.C.: *chuckles* Yeah. I forgot I could bake because I haven't been baking all throughout quarantine and then the moment a birthday came up and someone asked me to bake for them, my brain went: "oh yeah... I can bake..."
K.C.: *looks at Pip with a teasing smirk* And don't get me started when Pip was being super gay and fantasising about— *gets interupted by a slap of a wing on her mouth and continues to mumble on*
Pip: I was just fantasising about a fictional crush, and nothing else, okay? *tries to smile and not be suspicious as he looks at the flamingo, praying to all the gods that he doesn't notice*
Freddy: Wait, when did this happen? *tilts his head, not remembering any situation like this*
K.C.: *struggles and finally manages to remove the penguin's flipper* Damn Pip your grip is strong *turns to the flamingo* This happened when you were sick
Freddy: *furrows his eyebrows suspiciously, not trusting it at first, then shrugs and accepts it*
K.C.: Pip was too gay and was reading so much gay fanfiction that when he saw a straight couple pass by in the hallway, he said, "I forgot straights existed. Fuck them"
Freddy: *lowers his head as he remembers something and frowns* Yeah, that happens to me too much as well...
Pip: *immediately rushes over to hug his flamingo friend, talking sweetly* Hey, it's okay. Because I'll be here—
K.C.: *obvious cough as she stands innocently in the distance*
Pip: We'll be here, and the LGBTQ+ Community is always amazing and accepting, so if you can't find a home somewhere, you'll always find a home in my arms
K.C.: That sounded gay *smirks* Next thing you know, you'll say that he'll find a home between your—
Pip: *interrupts with a loud shout* BETWEEN THE PAGES OF THE HOLY BIBLE AMEN
Freddy: *raises his eyebrows with a confused expression, too oblivious for his own good* You're not even Christian
Pip: *feels his cheeks heat up as he chuckles nervously* It's a metaphor, alright? *closes his eyes and murmurs really fast* Pleasetellmetheywillforgetaboutallthis
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