K.C.: *enters the nursery with the Fly Pad and a new notification in her hand, her eyes widening as she looks up to see that Pip and Freddy were already in the nursery, raising her eyebrows* You guys are here already?

Pip: *looks up from reading in his Fly Pad* Yeah

Freddy: *stands up as he finishes sliding* Where were you anyway?

K.C.: *places a paw on her waist* I was about to ask the same question for you two *shakes her head* I've been looking everywhere for you guys

Pip: *clicks his tongue* Well, we actually had a lot of deliveries... *shrugs* I don't know why Captain Beakman assigned that many...

K.C.: *shrugs* Well, anyways; are you fellas ready for the next dare?

Freddy: *jumps* Yes!

K.C.: It's from fnafdemon and it says... *starts reading from the Fly Pad* I dare everyone to dance Baby Shark

Freddy: *tilts his head* Baby Shark? *furrows his eyebrows in confusion* What's that?

Pip: I think it's this... *shows the Fly Pad*

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K.C.: *clears her throat* Uh— *fakes a smile* Well... *laughs nervously* That's quite questionable...

Pip: *furrows his eyebrows* Wait *tilts his head* Do we need tiny things like those to do this? *points at the human fingers*

Freddy: Maybe you can just sing during the parts of those things? *shrugs*

Pip: I guess so... *scratches his head, unsure about the whole dare*

K.C.: Ready fellas? *points to the two of them*

Pip: *takes a deep breath as strays from the tune a little bit and adds his own gentle flair to the song* Baby shark, doodoodoodoodoodoo
Baby shark, doodoodoodoodoodoo
Baby shark

K.C.: *has a relatively bored expression on her face as she moves her paws minimally*

Freddy: *practically dancing around the room*

Pip: *strikes a higher pitch* Mommy shark, doodoodoodoodoodoo
Mommy shark, doodoodoodoodoodoo
Mommy shark

Freddy: *starts dancing in one spot and frowns* Is it just me or is the song quite sexist?

K.C.: *claps her paws together as she gives a sad smile* Female sharks should be bigger than male...

Pip: *starts belting a little more* Daddy shark, doodoodoodoodoodoo
Daddy shark, doodoodoodoodoodoo
Daddy shark

Freddy: *frowns even more, not finding the strength to dance around and just open and close his wings* Definitely sexist

K.C.: *shakes her head as she claps her paws* And extremely innacurate

Pip: *voice becomes more soothing and gentle* Grandma shark, doodoodoodoodoodoo
Grandma shark, doodoodoodoodoodoo
Grandma shark

Freddy: *sighs as he crumples his wings and claps them* Okay, now that's just wrong! *shakes his head* Not all grandmothers lose their teeth!

K.C.: I mean, sharks lose a lot of their teeth per day, but they still have a lot to spare... *frowns as she balls her paws into fists and starts clapping*

Pip: *adds a little more belting* Grandpa shark, doodoodoodoodoodoo
Grandpa shark, doodoodoodoodoodoo
Grandpa shark

Freddy: My grandfather still has all his teeth! *frowns as he extends his wings and continues clapping*

K.C.: *sighs, already given up as she extends her arms and claps*

Pip: *his voice picks up tempo* Run away, doodoodoodoodoodoo
Run away, doodoodoodoodoodoo
Run away

Freddy: *tilts his head as he jogs in place, trying to exert effort* Why are they running away?

K.C.: *shakes her head, just walking in place at this point* I think this song is trying to make animals afraird of sharks *sighs* Yes, they are quite deadly carnivores, but we just have to be cautious around them *face scrunches up in disgust* Not downright panicking

Pip: *voice slows down and returns to its normal gentle speed* It's the end, doodoodoodoodoodoo
It's the end, doodoodoodoodoodoo
It's the end

Freddy: *sighs, finally feeling the relief in the song* Finally!

K.C.: I don't know if there's one more stanza, but I can't take it anymore *shakes her head*

Pip: *sighs in relief as well, frowning* Yeah, that song is messed up in so many ways *raises his eyebrows in disgust, almost scoffing* Who would even let babies listen to that?

K.C.: *shakes her head with a short laugh* Not me. *sighs* Baby Shark is the worst possible song to let babies listen to