K.C.: *eyes widen as another notification pops up on the Fly Pad* Guys! There's another dare! *looks back with a smile* And it's almost our 100th chapter!

Pip: *speaks up from reading on his Fly Pad* Waitwaitwait— *waits until all eyes turn to him and takes a deep breath* So you're telling me we didn't celebrate our 69th chapter?

K.C.: Pip, that's very childish *rolls her eyes*

Freddy: *looks up from playing with the babies, spelling 'gender is a lie' on the floor; speaks up, raising his eyebrows* What is even a deal with that number?

K.C.: *groans as she looks at the flamingo* It's something unimportant

Pip: *shrugs with a smile* It's a meme at this point *shakes his head* Anyway— I'll be doing a celebration for Chapter 69 either way *tilts his head* What is our 69th chapter anyway?

Pip: Oh... *smirks*

K.C.: And we're going to stop right there before you even try making a joke *clears her throat* Now, I'll—

Pip: *cuts her off again* We're not doing anything for Chapter 42 though because we love Jewish people and fuck Hitler, fuck antisemitic people, and have a very happy last day of Chanukkah *continues listening to Falsettos on his Fly Pad because it's Jewish and gay*

Freddy: *nods his head* Fuck them all!

K.C.: That's true *shakes her head* So— The dare for this chapter is for J.P. and Ava and I just send them emails. They should be arriving soon

Ava: *flies into the nursery with a proud smile, pointing at the entrance teasingly* YOU'RE STRAIGHT!

Pip: Hold up, what's happening? *looks up from reading on his Fly Pad and raises his eyebrows*

J.P.: *huffs as he rushes into the nursery* That was simply a warm-up. Besides, I'm saving my energy for this dare

Bodhi: *walks into the nursery, panting* They decided to do a warm-up race and Ava said "Last one there's heterosexual!

J.P.: *pouts* As someone who already had a partner, that is definitely false

Bodhi: Don't mind me. I just decided to tag along

K.C.: So— Either way, we better start with the dare now *takes our her Fly Pad* It's from @KeiDilovestots *hands the Fly Pad over*

Ava: *takes the Fly Pad with a curious smile* I feel like it's been a long time since I was last able to do a dare... *takes a deep excited breath* It says... *starts reading* I dare J.P. and Ava to race around the obstacle course and see who is the fastest

K.C.: *smiles excitedly* Well, what are ya waiting for? Let's go!

+*+ at the obstacle course+*+

Bodhi: *stands at the start of the course with a timer* Three... two... one... Gay! I mean— Go!

((Seriously though I have said this at least once in life))

J.P.: *tries to copy Ava's speaking mannerism, smiling wide as he flies past poles, realising they're still tied* Eat this suckah!

Ava: Hah! *smiles competitively as she hurries up and flies through the last of the hoops, landing on the ground hard, but it was worth it* Didya really think you could beat me?

J.P.: *pouts as he lands more smoothly on the ground five seconds later, grumbling* I'm still not straight

((Can y'all stop asking the same question and stop thinking about ships please? I know your questions and I know there's more to T.O.T.S. than the ships))