Me: Welcome b-
Draco: -shoves Nero-
Nero: -shoves back-
Garnet: -clears throat-
Those two: -stops-
Me: As I was saying, wel-
Nero: -smacks Draco-
Draco: -screams-
Me: WOULD YOU TWO JUST STOP!!!!
Nero: Sorry Ari
Draco: Sorry Ari
Me: Thank God. Welcome back everybody!
Everyone: HI!!
Me: Today, we have a very special event
Steven: We're getting married! -holds Connie's hand-
Me: Um. No you're not
Steven: Yes we are
Me: No. You're not
Draco: Because we are! -holds my hand-
Me: What the hell
Draco: Yup. We just love each other so much!
Me: Jasper. Ruby. Would you please
Garnet: -unfuses-
Ruby: Yay! I've been waiting to do this for a long time -cracks knuckles-
Jasper: With please -cracks neck-
Draco: -runs like hell-
Me: One more love crap and I'm gone
Steven: I love you Connie!
Me: -screams and poofs-
Greg: -picks up Steven- We're going to have a little chat
------A few weeks later-----
Draco: Hey Ari. -hands me roses and runs-
Me: -moans and throws them in trash-
Nero: Hey. -hands me chocolates and goes off with Lapis-
Me: -rolls eyes and gives them to Steven-
Steven: YUM!
Wyatt: Hey
Pearl: Um. Who are you?
Wyatt: Is this a show?
Me: Yes. Welcome. You must be Wyatt
Wyatt: -sweats- Yes. That's me
Me: Hey. I'm Ariana. Host of this show -flirts-
Wyatt: Are you single?
Me: I am now -pops my gum-
Wyatt: -sweats uncontrollably- So.. are you busy?
Me: Nope. -grabs him by his shirt and pulls him in temple-
Draco: What Just Happened?
Amethyst: She got a new lover
All Gems except him: -laughs hysterically-
Peri: Nice one Amethyst
Amethyst: Ha. I know
Nero: Hey. Anyone up for Steven Tag
Gems: YES!
Draco: I miss my babe! -cries-
Nero: -slaps him on the back- Man up dork.
Gems including Nero: -goes outside and plays Steven Tag-