Me: We have an awesome dare!!!!
Alex: I love this dare!
Steven: What is it?
Me and Alex: We are having a BATTLE ROYALE!!
Steven: Oh!
Me: You won't do it because this can become a little rough
Alex: Like your gem being shattered
Me: Everyone get out here!
Lapis: What is it?
Me: -teleports us to a battle ring-
Alex: Simple. We fight each other with a katana. Whoever is knocked out of the ring is eliminated. Whoever is the last one standing wins!
Jasper: Let's do this!
Me: I will be fighting too
Everyone else: Oh shit!
Alex: Shut up and let's do this!
-bell rings-
-lapis strikes at Amythest-
Announcer: Ooh Amythest is out!
Amythest: DAMMIT!
Alex: -strikes at Lapis and she falls-
Announcer: Lapis is out!
Lapis: Aww man
Me: -does a super stomp and Jasper and Peridot fall out-
Jasper: Fuck me!
Peridot: Shit
Announcer: Ooh last ones left! The Crystal Gems and our hostesses!
Alex: -strikes at Pearl-
Pearl: -falls out of ring-
Pearl: Damn
Alex: -strikes at Garnet-
Garnet: -grabs tip of sword and throws her off-
Alex: Fuck
Me: -strikes and pushes Garnet off-
Garnet: Shit
Announcer: Our winner is Ariana!
Me: -turns into dragon and roars-
Audience: -cheers and screams loudly in applause-
All Gems and Alex: WOHOOO GO ARIANA!!!!
Steven: Join us next time! XD