Me: -sits on the couch- Another day off!
Alex: Yup! -sinks in couch-
Gems: -practice fighting each other-
Steven: -screams-
Me: Oof! -falls off couch-
Alex: Ow! Splinter! -cringes-
Gems: Oof! -fall on top of each other-
Me: -takes out splinter- What happened?
Alex: Yea! What happened? Ow!
Steven: SPIDER! -runs away-
Alex: That's a black widow -points-
Me: -yawns- What? -crushes spider-

Steven: is the spider gone? -peeks around corner-

Pearl:yes, she crushed it on the counter

Me: i'm going to go practice -spawns katanas-

Steven: wait! i'm coming with you

Alex: Yea about that, you'll be staying with Topaz

Me: and no funny busniess!

Steven: Are there any dares?

Me: No! No questions or dares so goodbye for now -turns off camera-