G0Z:Hey.

Selozar:Yeah G0Z?

G0Z:I see you liking hitting on Albert, it's obvious you have a crush on him.

Selozar:I- I... Well you're not wrong...

G0Z:I know I'm not wrong. I'm just telling you to back down. He's MINE. And mine alone.

Selozar:WHAT?! He isn't yours, what is this? Time of the slaves?! G0Z, What's gotten into you to think such a thing?

G0Z:I'm just telling you to back down.

Selozar:You're not dating him though! You have no right to say that!

G0Z:You're not dating him either! You have no right to defend yourself!

Selozar:Neither do you! Albert's a person, he isn't yours or mine, he's a person, not property!

G0Z:Fine. Suit yourself. If I ever catch you with him again, flirting, anything! I will show you literal Hell.

Alone:Ugh, finneee... SELOZAR!

Selozar:Yes sir?

Alone:Go kiss Albert, or I beat you.

Selozar:B-BUT ALONE-

Alone:DID I FUCKING STUDDER?! GO! I know you wanna!

Selozar:I do want to, but-

Alone:Then why aren't you gonna? You can't say no to this.

Selozar:... fine...

Albert:*playing with a Flamingo plush someone gave to him at vidcon*

Selozar:H-Hey Albert...

Albert:Yeah?

Selozar:*leans in and kisses him on the lips, pulls back and runs off*

Albert:... wow... *bloosh*