Gideon: Alright, we have another dare from
@Mabel--Pines

Dipper: *bored* Great

Mabel: I have a feeling I know where this is going

Paz: What do you mean?

Gideon: Well, believe it or not, it does include Dipper and Pacifica! ^-^

Dipper: *looks suddenly interested*

Gideon: She dares Dipper to perform one of her most favorite songs. . .

Mabel: Ooh!

Dipper: This better not ruin my reputation

Gideon: Relax! It's only Freeze Your Brain

Dipper: Oh this should be a piece of cake

Gideon: I want cake 

Paz: Let's just get on with this

Mabel: *grabs camera*

Gideon: *grabs speaker*

Mabel: *snaps her fingers to change Dipper and Pacifica's outfit*

Dipper: Whoa, I look like JD

Paz: I look like Veronica. . .

Mabel: Dipper you look good with a trench coat

Dipper: Of course I do

Paz: Let's get this going

Gideon: *plays music*

Dipper: *takes a deep breath* I've been through ten high schools, they start to get blurry. No point in planting your roots, 'cause you're gone in a hurry. *looks away from Paz*

Paz: *thinks* Great, now Dipper is going to wow us all with his acting skills

Dipper: My dad keeps two suitcases packed in the den, so it's only a matter of when. I don't learn the names, don't bother with faces. *turns around* All I can trust is this concrete oasis. Seems every time I'm about to despair, there's a 7-11 right there. *smiles slightly* Each store is the same, from Las Vegas to Boston, linoleum aisles that I love to get lost in. I pray at my altar of slush; yeah I live for that sweet frozen rush. . .

Paz: . . . .

Dipper: *drinks from a random slushy that just appeared then grimaces* Freeze your brain. Suck on that straw, get lost in the pain. Happiness comes when everything numbs. Who needs cocaine? Freeze your brain. Freeze your brain. . . *looks at Paz and holds out slurpee toward her*  Care for a hit?

Paz: Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?

Dipper: *shakes head* Not anymore. When mom was alive, we lived halfway normal, but now it's just me and my dad, we're less formal. I learned to cook pasta, I learned to pay rent; learned the world doesn't owe you a cent! *points at Paz* You're planning your future, Veronica Sawyer, you'll go to some college, and marry a lawyer. *looks away again* But the sky's gonna hurt when it falls. So you better start building some walls!

Paz: *thinks* maybe he'll do drama after summer's over. . .he'd be really good

Dipper:  Freeze your brain. Swim in the ice, get lost in the pain. Shut your eyes tight, till you vanish from sight, let nothing remain - Freeze your brain, shatter your skull, fight pain with more pain. Forget who you are, unburden your load, forget in six weeks you'll be back on the road. *points at her*  When the voice in your head says you're better off dead, don't open a vein - *gets quiet and looks at slushy* -just freeze your brain,
freeze your brain. Go on and freeze your brain. . . *holds slushy out to Paz again*  Try it.

Gideon: *stops music*

Mabel: *stops recording*

Paz: We did it

Mabel: That's a wrap

Dipper: Why'd you say that?

Mabel: I've always wanted to be a director

Gideon: Now I found something amazing guys

Paz: What?

Gideon: I found a picture of Dipper as JD and Paz as Veronica on the internet!

Dipper: Hmm?

Mabel: Let me see!

Paz: Oh god!

Gideon: I'll show every one!

Mabel: It will be Canon! Right, Author-chan?

Author-chan: Whelp, I may as well let out the big secret. . . . or just keep you in suspense for the rest of your life! *evil laughter and backs away into the shadows*

Gideon: I can still see you! Tell us!

Mabel: Yeah, Gideon and I need to know!

Dipper: . . . .

Paz: . . . .

Dipper: So, *turns to Paz* you want to go get a slushy?

Paz: in these outfits?

Dipper: Why not?

Paz: Fine

Dipper: Our love is God, *chuckles* now let's go get a slushy

Paz: Did you just quote JD?

Dipper: I may or may not of

Paz: *laughs* Okay but if you say "did you say Cherry or Coke slushy" I'm walking out

Dipper: Hopefully you'll say 'cherry' beforehand *walks out of Mystery Shack with Paz*

Mabel: Gideon. . .this their first official date without being forced to go out by the readers!

Gideon: My, they grow up so fast ;-;

Mabel: It's gonna be Canon!

Mabel and Gideon: (*^o^)／＼(^-^*)

Gideon: Dare us more! ^-^