A/N: there were a lot of good revenge dares that I just had to combine them into one!

StarylightMoon dares:

Wedge: OH F-

A/N: D̴̯̾͑͌̉o̶̥̰̟̫̾͝ ̴̡̦͕͓̠̖́͠ỉ̴̞̹̩͑̕̚t̵͔̜̱̩̣̑

Wedge:

I hate all of you.

Hoist:

*he was born for the model life*

The Wedding

Hotshot: and you may now kiss the bride!

Wedge: *fuck this*

Wedge: *pulls Hoist in for a kiss and then lets go immediately after*

Wedge: *looks at camera* I did it. Y'all got your revenge-

A/N: oh we're not done yet, Wedge.

Wedge: wha-

IDontLikeITGaming dares:

Wedge: ffs...

Wedge: *proceeds to dump a large bucket of pink paint on himself*

Hoist: Wedge your dress-

Wedge, in the most serious tone: I'm a pink fairy goddammit.

Wedge: *proceeds to run around the entire length of the Academy yelling "I'M A PINK FAIRY" at the top of his voice*

*after 30 minutes*

Wedge: *yeets the wedding dress off of him, completely out of breath* am I done now?!?!

A/N: nope! <3

57642re dares:

Wedge: fuck No-

Hotshot: Dare #24 Wedge~~~

Wedge: go f*** yourself Hotshot.

Hotshot: nah. Medix already does that for me so-

Wedge:

*5 minutes later*

Wedge:

Medix (since Hotshot was kicked out): wasn't it supposed to be a pink pony dres-

Wedge: it's pink. It's close enough.

*proceeds to wear it for the rest of the day*

Hotshot, upon first seeing Wedge in the dress:

Hoist, when he sees the dress:

Whirl, when she sees the dress:

*after 24 hours are up*

Medix: don't forget the goodnight kiss!

Wedge: I KNOW-

Hoist: *minding his own business in his room*

Wedge: *slams open his door* H O I S T

Hoist:

Wedge: *immediately kisses him* goodnight Hoist *quickly walks out and slams the door*

Hoist: ಠ_ಠ

*the next morning*

Hotshot: *busts into Wedge's room* W E D G E-

Wedge: geT OUT OF MY ROOM-

Hotshot: you have another dare!

Wedge: oh fuck n-

Fan_FictionGirl1 dares:

Wedge: *grumbling loudly as he gets up and Hotshot books it out of there*

Wedge: *gets a sudden and devious idea*

Wedge: *evil laughter echoes through the halls*

*in the break room*

Medshot: *just chilling together on the couch*

Whirst: *laughing as they talk to each other*

Wedge: *bursts in with this insane look on his face*

Recruits: *dead silence*

Wedge: *looking at the couples* oh this won't do-

Recruits: huh?!

Wedge: *grabs Medix and pulls him away from Hotshot* let's see here-

Medix: let me go!!

Hotshot: *boutta throw some hands* HEY-

Wedge: hey Hoist!

Hoist: *turns toward him* wha- OOF!

Wedge: *yeeted Medix at him to where they both fall to the ground*

Medix: *straddling Hoist* WHAT THE-

Hoist: *just a mess* UHHHH-

Wedge: *grabs Whirl* now for my other ship-

Whirl: LET ME GO, WEDGE!

Hotshot: *angery™* give me back my Medix or I'll-

Wedge: *nonchalantly* nah. But I'll let you have something better *proceeds to yeet Whirl at him*

Hotshot and Whirl: *shrieks as they land on each other*

Wedge: *proceeds to put stasis cuffs on all of them* there we go! Now you all can't move from those positions!

Medix: *while struggling to get off Hoist* Wedge what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!

Wedge: *smugly* I have been dared to be the ultimate shipper for the next 24 hours. And we all know that I absolutely hate shipping so I thought that putting you all together with someone that could be a perfect match for the other would be g r e a t-

Hotshot: *trying to get Whirl off of him* WHIRL IS NOT MY PERFECT MATCH!

Wedge: and you think your mechfriend is?

Hotshot and Whirl: YES.

Wedge: *shrugs* too bad. You're all stuck like this for the next 23 hours since I prefer these ships. So, get comfortable now! Oh and, MOIST AND WHIRSHOT FTW!!!!

Medix: release us! NOW!

Wedge: hmm.... *evil chuckling* sure thing!

Recruits: *sigh of relief*

Wedge: but-

Recruits: *holding their breath*

Wedge: you have to kiss the one I paired you with-

Hotshot: *anger takes over at the thought of his mechfriend kissing another mech* NO *breaks free from the stasis cuffs from the strength of his anger and protectiveness*

Recruits: *shooketh*

Wedge:

Hotshot: *frees everyone from their stasis cuffs, immediately kissing Medix when he frees him*

Recruits: *standing in front of Wedge*

Wedge: *boutta yEET*

Hotshot:

*a week in the medical bay later*

Ctohtson dares:

Wedge: hey Hotshot-

Hotshot: *death glare*

Wedge: and... that's a no.

Wedge, internally: thank Primus