KarateGirl0001 dares:
I dare the Recruits to set Wedge up with a date!

Recruits: ₒₕ Wₑdgₑ~!

Wedge, immediately: no. Absolutely not.

Whirl, already setting up a Tinder profile: should I put him as hetero or homo?

Hotshot: be bold and put 𝐵𝒾𝓈𝑒𝓍𝓊𝒶𝓁

Medix: *4th wall break* how in the-

Wedge: I'M NOT BI-

Hoist: then why were you staring at Hotshot's aft just a few minutes ago?

Wedge: hey my bro's got a fine aft and it needs to be appreciated.

Recruits: . . . . .

Medix: ᴼʰ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵍᵃʸ

*later*

Hotshot: *sees a notification* BRO YOU GOT MATCHED WITH SOMEONE!!! *shoves the phone in his face without looking at who it is*

Wedge: oh HELL no.

Hotshot: w- *looks at who it is*

Hotshot: *c h o k e s*

Whirl: let me see! *looks at who it is and has wide optics* oh my Primus that's funny.

Hoist: *takes the phone and chokes on a laugh*

Medix: *takes the phone and looks at it*

The phone:

Medix, immediately: nope. Nuh uh. Not him. Definitely not him. It should NOT be him-

Hotshot: *takes the phone back* well why not? I think it would be funny!

Medix: *wants to say something but bites her tongue*

Hotshot: *matches Wedge* congrats Wedge! You two are matched!

Wedge:

*later*

Scorch: *walking through the groundbridge* thanks for inviting me over, Hotshot. Haven't seen you since... well...

Hotshot: *places a servo on his shoulder* it's good to see you too buddy!

Scorch: *sees Medix glaring at him in the background but looks away* so uh... why the sudden invite?

Hotshot: oh, well, I just haven't seen you in so long! So I thought it would be great to-

Scorch: *sees right through his bullshit* this is about Wedge and I matching on Tinder, isn't it?

Hotshot: well... uh...

Wedge: *loud groan* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BROUGHT HIM HERE- yes hi Scorch, go eat a dick- JUST TAKE HIM BACK-

Scorch: well! This is gonna go swell.

*later*

Wedge, the entire time with Scorch:

Scorch: are you still butthurt about the first time I was here?

Wedge: no. I'm obviously trying to figure out how I got matched with you of all bots.

Scorch: maybe you've got a thing for the athletic types *flexes nonexistent biceps* you gotta admit I'm quite the catch.

Wedge: I just threw up a bit in my mouth after watching that.

Scorch: *sees Medix again as she walks past and gets an idea as he looks back at Wedge* this relationship is off to a great start, don't you think?

Wedge: *stands up from his chair* excuse me for a minute *rushes into the washracks to scream*

Scorch: *takes that chance and runs down the hall to find Medix*

Medix: *in the medbay, sorting supplies*

Scorch: *leaning against the doorway* hey sweetspark~

Medix: go away-

Scorch, entering in:

Medix:

Scorch: *comes over to her* I've missed you too Medix. How long has it been?

Medix: it's about to be forever if you don't leave right now.

Scorch: *chuckles softly as he gets closer* someone's gotten a little feisty!

Medix: *defensively* what do you want. You know I've moved on.

Scorch: aw come on baby, don't be like that.

Medix: oh I'm gonna be like that.

Scorch: *is too close* I really missed you Medix. You were my perfect little bitch.

Medix: more like "glorified slave"! *grabs a wrench but is pinned against the wall*

Scorch: *face is too close* I almost made you mine.

Medix: well you're shit outta luck.

Scorch: I could take you... *reaches for her chestplate* right here and right now.

Hotshot: or you could let her go and I can kick your aft.

Scorch: this doesn't involve you Hotshot!

Hotshot: *comes over* uh.. it does *backhands him and takes Medix into his arms* she's my fiancée.

Wedge: *at the doorway* hey Hotshot? How about you go for the helm while I take the torso?

Scorch: *making an escape*

Brotp: *hunt him down and beat him up*

Medix:

*later*

Wedge: *is escorting Scorch through the groundbridge*

Scorch: I'll be back! I swear I'll get you back Medix! I love y- MPF

Wedge: *has shoved a cube in his mouth* finally that annoying noise is gone! *punts him through the groundbridge and shuts it down*

Hotshot: *being protective fiancé* he's gone?

Wedge: yep! And good riddance!

Medix: *in Hotshot's arms* I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Scorch... I thought he was over me... we dated long before I came here...

Hotshot: it's okay babe *keeps her close and hugs her* but if there's anyone else I should know about that you've dated in the past, you need to tell me.

Medix: *wide optics as she glances over at Wedge, a nervous quiver to her voice* y-yeah... understood...

Whirl: *in front of camera* so I think the dare was both a success and a failure.

Hoist: that's a first...

Whirl: *shrugs it off* oh well! We'll keep working on getting Wedge a partner-

Wedge: *in background* please don't-

Whirl: -in the meantime! Let's keep those Asks and Dares coming!! Bye for now!

*camera turns off*