zunnyiez dares:
I dare everyone to reenact vines.

Hotshot, immediately: FRE- SHA- VA- CA- DO

Chase: *pauses in the middle of his lecture* w-

Recruits: FRE-SHA-VA-CA-DO

*later*

Whirl: *walking past the brotp as she talks with Medix* and they were roommates.

Wedge: *to Hotshot* oh my god they were roommates.

*later*

Hotshot, after recieving his score from Chase's test:

*later*

Hotshot: I thought you were bae... turns out you're just fam.

Wedge: bruh..

Hotshot: *leaves*

*prolly that night*

Hoist, holding an energon cube: this bitch is empty.

Hoist, throwing the cube: Y E E T

Blades: *drops a trashcan as the cube hits him and snaps back toward him*

*later*

Medix: *does a series of flips and tricks and ends up sitting in a wheelchair* I have osteoporosis.

*later*

Hotshot, distorted: how do you know what's good for me?

Medix, distorted and yelling: that's my OPINION

Whirl, distorted: |:

Hoist, distorted: o:

*later*

Hotshot: *snarls*

Wedge: *high pitched scream* GET UR FUCKIN DOG B-

Medix: *deadpan and monotone* it don't bite-

Wedge: *panicking* YES IT DO-

*later*

Hotshot: *with shades and a blanket under a shirt to make it look like boobs*-saw you hanging out with Kaitlyn yesterday-

Hoist: *same* Ruh- Rebecca it's not what you think-!

Hotshot: *accidental voice crack* I won't hesitate bitch *pulls out glock*

*later*

Medix: *at grocery store* put that candy back I'm not buying you all that meth.

Wedge: *throws the candy box at her helm*

Medix: *servo on hip* try me bitch-

*later*

Hotshot: *banging two baking sheets in the middle of the night while dancing* I ain't get no sleep 'cause of y'all. Y'all not gonna sleep 'cause of me-

Hotshot: *W R E N C H*

*later*

Whirl:

*later*

Hotshot: *recording from distance, watching Chase and Boulder in a hot tub* two broos chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart 'cause they're not gay-

*later*

Wedge: *on the phone* so no head?

Wedge: *smashes his phone on the ground and then jumps onto a skateboard as the camera turns off*

*later*

Hoist, seemingly out of nowhere and completely unexpected: what the FUCK is up Kyle?! No what did you say?? What the FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up-

Medix, immediately:

*later*

Chase: there is only one thing worse than a rapist.

Chase, removes paper to reveal the word "Child": boom.

Medix: *looks at the camera* a child.

Chase, off camera: no-

*later*

Hotshot: ha ha... ay, it's your boy... uh... skinny penis.

Medix: *begs to differ*

*later*

Wedge, talking to Whirl: so I'm sitting there... barbeque sauce on my tiddies-

Whirl: *dying*

*later*

Hotshot: *screaming off a cliff* PENIS!!!

Hotshot: *makes a break for it and trips over some trash*

*later*

Whirl: *crashes through the ceiling*

Medix: hey Ron.

Whirl: hey Billy!

*later*

Boulder: um Hotshot, could you read number 23 for the whole class?

Hotshot: no I cannot *whips to the camera, freeze frame*

Hotshot, narrating: whaddup I'm Jared, I'm nineteen, and I never fucking learned how to read-

*later*

Recruits: *going through a construction zone*

Medix: "Road Work Ahead"? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does-

*later*

The author: oh hi, thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of GARBAGE!

*later*

Hotshot: dad look, it's the good kush.

Heatwave: this is the Dollar store, how good can it be-

*later*

Wedge: *takes a hard fall*

Recruits: *react*

Whirl: he needs some milk-

*later*

Hotshot: you better watch out-

Brotp: you better watch out.

Brotp: you better watch out.

Brotp: you better watch out.

Brotp: YOU BETTER WAT-

Medix: GET THE FUCK OUT I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT.

*later*

Hoist: basically uh- *gets hit by Wedge* -ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this-

*later*

Hotshot: *holding a crayon*

Whirl: CHRIS. Is that a weed?!

Hotshot: no this is a crayo-

Whirl: I'm calling the police! *hits 9-1-1 on the microwave*

The microwave: *as X-files music plays and Hotshot looks on in confusion* 911 what's your emergenc-

*later*

Medix:

*later*

Hotshot: *in a flock of quails* look at all those chickens.

*later*

Medix: hey I'm lesbian.

Wedge: I thought you were American-

*later*

Hoist: *drops shit* Hurricane Katrina. More like Hurricane Tortilla.

*later*

Hotshot: *terrible throw*

Wedge: what the fuck Richard.

*later*

Medix: *doing makeup* girl's gotta take her time getting pretty *turns toward Hoist* you think all this was an accident?

Blades: *drinking high grade off to the side* yes, yes you were.

*later*

Hotshot, in the middle of an exam: FUCK YA
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*later*

Medix: *sitting pretty* we all have a lotta laughs *fake chortle*

*camera cuts to her walking*

Medix: fuck off Janet, I'm not going to your fucking baby sh-

*later*

Whirl: *walks into the bathroom* hi welcome to Chili's.

*later*

Hoist: Johnny has nineteen bottles of dish soap and he gives Jeanie-

Wedge: wait why does Johnny have so many soaps-

Hotshot: *pouring dish soap onto his servo as he has multiple bottles of dish soap in front of him* mind yo business, David!

*later*

Hotshot, all dressed up and in the bathroom: hi my name is Paul, I am new to the single scene. I'm looking for a discrete relationship that-

Medix: *was passing by with a bucket of medical supplies and stops in the doorway* what are you doing?

Hotshot: *immediately tries shutting the door*

*later*

Wedge: ay what y'all get for number twelve?

Medix: I got 18

Whirl: I got 9.5

Hotshot: I got Abraham Lincoln...

*later*

Wedge: *pointing a camera toward Medix, Whirl, and Hoist* everybody say "Colorado"!

Hotshot: *yeets past* I'M A GIRAFFE-

*later*

The girls: *listening to tunes together*

Whirl, as Medix is driving:

*later*

Hotshot: *jumps out from a corner* BLAH-

Wedge: *gay yell* stahhhp I coulda dropped my croissant.

*later*

Hotshot: mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.

*later*

Whirl: *holding holy cross the wrong way* the power of christ comples you-

Hotshot: *unholy dog noise*

Whirl: *holding holy cross the right way* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS Y-

Hotshot: *UNHOLY DOG NOISE*

*later*

Medix: *walking away* you got this Travis, make them wait for it.

*pause*

Medix: *turns to camera* boom.

*later*

Hoist:

*the final vine because I'm just gonna keep going on and on and y'all are prolly bored by now lol*

Hotshot: I have a banana peel on the ground and I'm gonna see if it's really slippery like it is in the cartoons.

Hotshot: *slips and falls on his aft*

*a few seconds of silence*

Recruits: *can't contain their laughter* dare complete!!