Night_writter dares:
I dare Hoist and Whirl to pretend that they've broken up for an entire week.

Whirst: an entire week?!?!

Whirl: *sighs* well... there goes our plans for this week...

Hoist: *smiles warmly at her* hey we could always reschedule. Those Zoo animals aren't gonna go anywhere.

Whirl: *giggling* next thing we know, we'll have to gather them all up from them breaking out.

Hoist: don't jinx it!!

Whirst: *both burst out laughing as they give each other a sweet kiss and a big hug*

Hoist: *holds her close* it'll only be for a week.

Whirl: it'll go by so fast that we'll barely notice *giggles* poor Medix is gonna have a meltdown from this.

Hoist: and poor Hotshot is gonna have to deal with that.

Whirst: *burst out laughing as they give each other another kiss*

Hoist: alright now I hate you!

Whirl: I hate you too!

Hoist: *trying not to laugh* we're over!

Whirl: *already snickering* good! Get out of my room!

Hoist: *trying not to smile too much* I will! *heads out and slams the door shut*

Whirl: *laughing her aft off*

*later*

Recruits: *sitting down for class*

Whirst: *glaring at each other*

Boulder: good morning Recruits-

Whirl: *immediately stands up and raises her servo* Professor Boulder! Could I please trade seats with Hotshot?

Hotshot: *obviously wasn't paying attention as he wakes up from falling into recharge on Medix's shoulder* huh-what??

Boulder: uhhh.... okay?

Whirl: *carries and overly confused and slightly pissed Hotshot to her seat next to Hoist and then sits down in Hotshot's place next to Medix*

Hotshot: *pouts as he slumps in his chair*

Medix: *keeps looking between Whirl and Hoist in worry for the remainder of class*

*after class*

Medix: *pulls Whirl to the side* Whirl? I thought you loved sitting next to Hoist??

Whirl: Hoist and I.... are going through a rough time... sorry I took Hotshot's spot-

Hotshot, in the background: APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED!

Medix: *rolls her optics and looks at Whirl with a sweet face* that's okay. You looked like you needed to sit with me.

Whirl: I always tell myself to come to you or be with you if something was wrong.

Medix: and I'm always happy to help!

*that afternoon*

Hoist: *passes Whirl in the hallway with a look of disgust* Whirl.

Whirl: *doesn't stop* Hoist.

Wedge: *passes by Whirl* hey Whirl.

Whirl: *cheery voice* hi Wedge!

Medix: *observed that whole thing with concern*

*the next day*

Recruits: *about to do an obstacle course that involves working in pairs*

Whirl: *immediately grabs Medix* mine.

Hotshot: *growls as he brings out his sonic blasters*

Hoist: *partners with Wedge* got my partner!

Hotshot: *has to sit out, pouting as he watches his team have loads of fun on the course*

*after the course*

Hotshot: *steals Medix back while hissing at Whirl* MINE.

Medix: *sighs as they fight, looking over to see Hoist talking sadly to Wedge*

Hoist: *tears falling* yeah... we broke up.

Wedge: *places a servo on Hoist's shoulder* I'm sorry about that buddy...

Medix: *immediately grabs Whirl in the middle of her argument and runs out with her*

Hotshot: *angry jock noises*

*the next day*

Whirl: *crying into Medix even though she's been crying all night* I thought we were going to be together forever! But now, I don't think we'll ever even be friends again! *sobs more*

Medix: *her otp is DEAD and it hurts* I'm so sorry... I wish there was a way for me to help fix this...

Whirl: *sniffles as she buries her face into Medix'slap* I knew it was a mistake to date someone within the team... I thought it would turn out just like how your relationship with Hotshot turned out..

Medix: *slightly uncomfortable* trust me... our relationship should be far off from what your relationship should be.

Whirl: well it doesn't matter now... now I know I'll never find love again...

Medix: don't say that! There are copious amounts of aquatic life in the ocean!

Whirl: *giggles quietly* "plenty of fish in the sea", Medix.

Medix: that's the spirit!

The girls: *giggling*

*meanwhile*

The Bros: *in the lounge*

Hoist: *sadly* yep... Whirl and I are over...

Hotshot: oh Primus... I'm sorry Hoist, I didn't know. No wonder why Whirl wanted to partner so much with Medix...

Hoist: yeah... *sighs* I thought she was the one for me... I thought we were going to have a strong relationship like you and Medix do.

Hotshot: *referring to the engagement ring* which will get stronger soon.

Wedge: Hotshot. Not now.

Hotshot: sorry...

Hoist: no, it's okay. I need something positive to distract me from the breakup.

Hotshot: you sure?

Hoist: *nods*

Hotshot: sweet! Okay so I'm planning on proposing to her in-

Wedge:

*the next day*

Recruits: *out on a rescue*

Medix: *some form of events has led her to drive headfirst into a tar pit* oh no... *over comm* team! I need some assistance please!

Hotshot: *over comm* what's wrong??

Medix: *over comm* now don't freak out-

Hotshot: *proceeds to freak out*

Hoist: *gets on the comm* what's the matter? Do you need a tow?

Medix: *over comm* yes. I'm stuck in a tar pit.

Hotshot: *transforms into jet mode and finds her* I see her!! But I can't get to her through this thick forest!

Hoist: neither can I unless I get an airlift. Then I could be dropped off into the clearing and pull her out!

Whirl: *transforms* I'll get you there.

Hoist: and what? Make me drop from 50 feet up.

Whirl: *extends out her hook* we'll argue later. We need to save Medix now.

Hoist: *grabs the hook and heads out*

Whirl: *gets onto the comms but only so Hoist can hear* you're doing really good at this whole fake breakup!

Hoist: *over the private line* you are too! I think I overheard Medix crying to Hotshot last night and telling him about our breakup!

Whirl: *over the line* oh she's going to be so mad at us when she finds out it was a dare!!- HOIST I SEE HER!

Hoist: *over the main comm for everyone to hear* I have a visual! Whirl! Lower me down now!

Whirl: *sighs* you could say "please".

Hoist: *dry* please.

Whirl: *lowers him down while also getting back on the private comm* I love you! Be careful while you're down there!

Hoist: *smiling up at her but has to keep up the act, getting on the main comm so everyone can hear* did you just put me on a private line to tell me that you hope I stub my toe?? *mouths to her with an 'I love you too'*

Whirl: *"drops" him*

Hoist: *uses his winch whips and hooks onto Medix's rear bumper*

Medix, jokingly: well hey there sailor~

Hotshot: *from the outskirts of the forest with Wedge* I HEARD THAT!

Hoist: *pulls Medix out and watches her transform* wow. That's gonna be one hell of a cleanup.

Medix, jokingly: thankfully I've got a cleanup crew waiting for me, right Wedge???

Wedge, also jokingly: you bet! I've got the supplies back at the Academy ready to go!

Hotshot: *tackles him down*

Hoist: *holds Medix close with one arm* hold on tight. We'll get you out of here.

Medix: *holds tight as Hoist grabs Whirl's hook and brings them up into the air*

Wedge: *as Hotshot sits on him* mission accomplished team!

*back at the Academy*

Hotshot: I fucking hate the rules.

Whirl: *giggling as she stands outside the femme washracks* Medix is a femme now, Hotshot. You're a mech. Mechs can't come into the femme's washracks!

Hotshot: fine. Then I guess I'll take her outside and wash her out there!

Medix: *from within the femme washracks, already washing herself in the hot water* I can wash myself, thank you!

Hotshot: *yelling* I'm putting in a request to get our own private washracks!!

Whirl: *snorts* that's gonna be a no.

Hotshot: then I'll ask Wedge and Hoist to build one for us!

The Brothers: *walking into the mech washracks* no.

Whirl: *disappears into the femmes washracks the second she made optic contact with Hoist*

Wedge: *saw that and is pretty concerned*

Hotshot: *muttering some colorful words as he joins his bros in the mechs washracks*

*the next day*

Recruits: *it's waxing day*

Hotshot: *has made it crystal clear during their usual meetup in the lounge that morning that he would be waxing Medix*

Also Hotshot: *loses his shit when he heads outside and sees Hoist waxing Medix*

Medix: *shrugs* Hoist offered as soon as we stepped outside! He's super gentle too!

Wedge: *as he waxes Whirl* uh oh... Medix you better wax Hotshot after that. He looks pissed!

Medix: I'll consider that... hey Whirl why don't you trade with me? You look stressed.

Wedge: *slightly offended*

Whirl: *dryly* no thanks. I'd rather not be over there with him.

Hoist: well you ain't no fragging prize either.

Medix and Wedge: *oh shit*

Hoist, internally: *instant regret*

Hotshot: *still angery™*

*the next day*

Whirl: *waiting outside of her room as Hoist continuously walks in and out of the room with all his stuff that was in there*

Medix: *silently watching them as she thought this was all a joke but now can see that this is all real*

Whirst: *can totally see her but keep pretending she isn't there*

Whirl: *as Hoist takes out his last item* if I find anything else, it's going in the trash.

Hoist: *rolls optics as he walks away*

Whirl: *slams her door the second she heads in and then can be heard sobbing*

Medix: *suddenly has this motherly instinct to go and comfort her, heading to her door and knocking on it* Whirl? May I please come in?

Whirl: *lets her in and just falls apart into her arms as she sobs*

MommaMedix: *takes her to the berth and comforts her as she continues to sob into her*

*meanwhile*

Hoist: *sobbing into his pillow on his berth*

The Brotp: *smashes down the door and literally piles onto the berth to comfort their fellow bro*

*the last day*

Medshot: *try to stay away from each other when Whirst is in the room*

Whirl: *obviously drained and extremely upset but manages to flash a small smile* it's okay guys. You don't have to separate when we come in the room.

Hotshot: we know... but we don't want to hurt either of you...

Hoist: *away from Whirl* don't worry about.... us. We're fine.

Medix: *finally breaks* YOU'RE NOT FINE! BOTH OF YOU! YOU BOTH LOOK SO BROKEN!! YOU BOTH CAN'T OBVIOUSLY BE AWAY FROM EACH OTHER! NOT ONCE HAVE I SEEN EITHER OF YOU ACTUALLY EXPRESS ANYTHING OTHER THAN GUILT AND EXTREME DEPRESSION! ALL OF US ARE WORRIED SICK!!!

Whirst: *shit we were that good?!?!*

Medix: you both can't stay mad at each other forever! Yes, you're no longer dating. But, that doesn't mean you both hate each other for the rest of your lives!!! You're both on a freaking team together goddammit! You two better make up and try to be friends again or I'm gonna LOSE IT!

Whirst: *ah fuck it*

Whirl: *giggling loudly as she leaps into Hoist's arms and gets a massive bear hug and a sweet kiss*

Medix:

Whirst: *happily holding each other close as they keep giggling* we were dared to act like we broke up with each other for a whole week.

Wedge: so wait, you're both still together??

Whirst: yes!!

Medix: *THAT'S HER OTP* OH THANK PRIMUS!!!!! *tacklehugs them*

Hotshot: *impressed* gotta admit... that was some pretty good acting. You had all of us convinced!

Wedge: yeah. Even I felt really bad for both of you!

Whirst: *hi-fours each other*

Medix: *looks up at them from the floor* now do the thing!!

Whirst: *kisses each other sweetly*

Medix: *joyously* THEY DID THE THING!!!!

Recruits: *all laugh*

Whirl: now we better go and tell our Professors about the dare.

Hotshot: tell mom first!

Whirst: *already heading that way*

Wedge: 3... 2...

Medshot and Wedge: *was not expecting to hear not one, but all four of the Rescue Bots screaming with glee*

Hotshot: YEESH. I think they got to them too!

Medix: hmm... I wonder how they would react if you and I did the same thing, sweetspark.

Wedge: oh we'd all figure out that it's fake from the very beginning. We all know you two aren't gonna call it quits anytime soon *sneaks a wink at Hotshot*

Hotshot: *gives him the "cut it out" motion*

Medix: *not paying attention as she turns to the camera* well... uh... keep those Asks and Dares coming everyo-

*alarms suddenly go off*

Heatwave: *over comms* this should be fun for all of you. Zoo animals have broken out of their cages and are rampaging on the streets of Griffin Rock.

Hoist: *yelling at Whirl in the background* YOU JINXED IT-