leslieaguilar220 dares:
Hotshot, I dare you to keep kissing Medix for 24 hours.

What Medix sees when he turns around:

Medix: *screaming as Hotshot tacklekisses him to the floor*

*maybe like an hour later*

Hotshot: *keeps kissing his wife everywhere on his faceplates except his lips*

Medix: *as Hotshot kisses his cheekplate for more than 10 seconds* sweetspark, be careful. Your lips will start getting incredibly sore from kissing me too much.

Ratchet, in the background: oh, in that case, keep kissing him Hotshot! Maybe it'll keep you from kissing him for the next week!

Wedge, in the background: I SECOND THAT!

Medix, cleverly: but that doesn't stop me from kissing him! *passionately makes out with his husband*

Ratchet&Wedge: *loud groaning*

*later*

Ratchet: *teaching a class, stopping to look at the mess that is Medshot*

Medix: *staring him down as he sits in Hotshot's lap*

Hotshot: *nervously keeps kissing the back of his mechfriend's helm*

Ratchet: *protective uncle* can you both stop? It's very distracting.

Medix: *snaps back* no it's not-

Wedge: yes it i-

Whirl: *slaps a book in his face*

Medix: *looks back at his uncle* we're paying attention. There's no need for us to stop if it doesn't bother anyone else.

Ratchet: oh really? Hotshot, can you tell me what all you've learned today in my class?

Hotshot: *looks up* truthfully, sir, I don't listen to a word you say because that's all a totally different language to me... I just let Medix take notes and relay everything back to m-

Ratchet: *approaches with malicious intent*

Medix, immediately:

*later*

Hotshot: *happily kissing his little wife as they hang out in the lounge*

Medix: *giggling adorably as Hotshot kisses some ticklish spots*

Hotshot: *engulfs the adorable little medic in his arms and bombards him with more kisses*

Medix: *laughing wholesomely as he tries to "get away"*

Wedge, as soon as he walks in and sees that:

*that evening in Hero Hall*

Medshot: *even more loving kisses as they lovingly stay inseparable*

Blades, as he watches them and completely forgets he needs to teach:

Wedge: *so done* mom? Aren't you gonna-

Blades: *waves him off as he keeps watching the Medshot love fest* later sweetie this is too cute.

Medshot: *happily going into their own little world as they keep kissing each other, now holding each other close as they're being oblivious to everyone present in the room*

Off to the side:

Wedge:

*that night*

Medix: *happily sprawled out on the berth, his back completely exposed*

Hotshot: *kissing his sensitive area between his wheels carefully yet sweetly*

Medix: *finally releases a loud purr*

Hotshot: *excitedly takes that opportunity to cuddle his little wife, kissing his forehelm as the wife purrs against his chestplate*

Medix: *purrs much louder when his hubby gently massages his sensitive spot, blooshing happily as he buries his faceplates into the husband's chestplate*

Wedge: *wide awake and staring at the ceiling as he can feel the vibrations from Medix's loud-ass purring* why did my room need to be right next to Hotshot's.

*the next morning, in the lounge*

Wedge:

Hotshot: *giving him massive side eye as he has a literal ice pack strapped to his lips*

Medix: *walks over and sits down next to his hubby, taking off the ice pack while handing some energon to him* I'm sorry sweetspark...

Hotshot: *slightly bruised lips* it's not your fault... but hey, at least it was fun!

Medix: *smiles beautifully* indeed *gives his hubby a sweet kiss to the cheekplate* now drink your energon. I'll put the ice pack back on once you've finished.

Hotshot: *small smile* thanks babe *watches his wife walk away to get some new bandages while taking a sip of energon, ignoring the bff who suddenly appeared right next to him*

Wedge: *slings his arm loosely over his bff's shoulders* too bad you won't be able to kiss your mechfriend on the lips for a week. Shame.

Hotshot: *while smirking* who said the only place he could kiss me was my lips?

Wedge: *is confused for a millisecond*

Wedge, when he finally understands:

Medix, walking back in the lounge in confusion: was that Wedge that I saw running for his life?

Hotshot: *smugly* yep.

Medix: *sitting next to hubby with fresh bandages and an ice pack* what happened?

Hotshot: I told him that my lips aren't the only thing you could kiss *wiggles optic ridges*

Medix:

Hotshot: *laughing his aft off as Medix keeps whacking him with a pillow* y'all got dirty minds! I meant kissing me on the cheekplate!

Hotshot: *no he didn't*