TeamBumbleBlades dares:
Medix, I dare you to slap Hotshot every time he says something 'cause he is being an iDiot rn (from Dare #62)

Medix: that's awful! He could be saying something nice and you want me to slap him??

Wedge: *perks up* and suddenly I'm loving this dare!

Medix: I'm bending the rules. I'll only slap him when he says something stupid.

Wedge: *oh this is gonna be entertaining*

*not even 5 minutes later*

Medix: *sitting across from Hotshot at a table, studying or smthn*

Hotshot: *immediately and for whatever godforsaken reason says* hey babe? Can you lean forward more?

Medix: why?

Hotshot: I wanna see your boobs.

Medix:

Wedge, sitting away from them:

*later*

Medix: *wearing purple eyeliner to go with his beautiful eyelashes* sweetspark.

Hotshot: yeah?

Medix: *batting his eyelashes* notice anything now?

Hotshot: *looking down at Medix's chestplates* big boobs.

Medix: what the f- *S L A P*

Wedge, walking in and seeing that HARDY slap:

*prolly that evening*

Whirl: he talks about your what.

Medix: my boobs! Why in the- do I have boobs?!?!?

Whirl: *nervously because Medix actually has a rack* well, uh- HEY LOOK THERE'S HOTSHOT!

Hotshot: *fucking with Wedge* dude this reusable straw is awesome! SAVE THE TURTLES!

Wedge, as Hotshot and I oop sksksksksks's at him:

Medix, after he sees that: pardon me Whirl.

Wedge, as soon as he sees Medix walking up behind Hotshot:

Medix, behind Hotshot:

Wedge, as soon as Medix S L A M S Hotshot with the wrench:

*that night, in the medbay*

Hotshot: *with bandages on his helm* babe come here.

Medix: *arms crossed* excuse me?

Hotshot: *almost shit himself* uhhhh... I mEAN- Medix! My wonderful, sweet, amazing, fabulous, and incredibly stunning future wife! May I be graced with your presence?

Medix: *graciously walks over with a soft snort* "future wife"?

Hotshot: well... isn't that what's different about you...? Are you a femme now?

Medix: *smacks him with a pillow* no, moron, it's my optics *takes Hotshot's servo and lets him touch his closed optic*

Hotshot: *takes a painful amount of time to let it sink in* WAIT A MINUTE *sits up and cups Medix's cheekplates* oh my god. Oh my god! Are those eyelashes?!?!?!

Everyone: *claps*

Hotshot: *bear hugs the little medic* they look so beautiful!!! Oh my god I thought it was impossible for you to become more beautiful! Did you just get those?????

Medix: *snark* yeah. 3 weeks ago.

Hotshot: *OOPS* well... uh.... *nervously* you look beautiful baby.

Medix: thank y-

Hotshot: now all you need is to show off those nice boobs and hips and you're all set!

Medix: *nonchalantly gets up and grabs a chair*

Hotshot:

A/N: aight, there's a joke here and I feel like I should explain it. The boob joke? Yeah, an episode aired that clearly made a boob joke about Medix. It's subtle but it's clear. In the episode, Hoist "accidentally" magnetized Medix by shooting him right at the chest (boobs) and as soon as the magnetizer had Medix, his chestplates were doing a strange "bouncing" motion (if you catch my drift).

Here's the video:

A/N: also, the whole part about Hotshot acting like a vsco girl was just for pure entertainment.