Ctohtson dares:
I dare Medix to flirt with Hotshot for 5 days until he cracks.

Medix: *looks into the camera* I'm gonna be honest here, he's gonna crack the second I say a normal "hey" to him.

Whirl: oh just give it a shot! Have some fun!

Wedge: and not that kind of fun.

Hoist: huh?

Medix: *glares at Wedge*

*later*

Medix: *taking off Hotshot's bandages while in the medical bay*

Hotshot: *concentrated look as he keeps staring at Medix's faceplates*

Medix: *small smirk* getting lost in my optics again~?

Hotshot: no I'm still trying to figure out what's different about you- aaaaand I'm lost in your optics.

Medix: *batting his gorgeous eyelashes* here, I'll give you a map~ *closes his optics, eyelashes CLEARLY visible*

Hotshot: *snaps out of it* phew! Thanks babe!

Medix: *opens his optics enough to show off the lashes, striking a flirtatious look* no problem~ now you better go and get cleaned up before I make you~ or, I could join you~~

Hotshot: babe... why are you flirting with me? We've been dating for almost a year.

Medix: *well shit* is it wrong to flirt playfully with the one you love so dearly~?

Hotshot: who are you and what have you done with my Medix.

Medix: *damn he knows me too well* going through a change~ much like how I've slightly changed my appearance~

Hotshot: babe, you're literally so beautiful that any change you make to yourself won't actually make a difference.

Blades: *from outside the medbay* DAMN HE'S GOOD!

Medix: *this isn't working* alright, just go head over to the washracks and wash up.

Hotshot: *leaves the medbay and as soon as he steps outside he passes out*

Medix: *quickly helps him up* fell for me too hard~~?

Hotshot: not quite. I'll need a skyscraper to fall from.

*the next day*

Medix: *whispers sweet nothings into Hotshot's audio*

Hotshot: *ooooooooooooof-*

Medix: *whispers one naughty thing*

Hotshot: *CLANG*

Chase: *stops his lecture* what on Earth was that sound??

Hotshot: N O T H I N G!!

Medix: *shit-eating grin*

*the next day as the recruits are peacefully wandering around the zoo on Griffin Rock*

Whirl: awwwww!!!! Look at those two tigers with their new cub!!! Awwww what a cute little family!!!

Medix: *sighs as he is standing next to Hotshot* I wish someone would say that about us...

Hotshot: babe, we don't have kids.

Medix: *leans lovingly into his mechfriend* I know...

Hotshot:

*the next day*

Hotshot: STAY BACK DEMON!

Medix: baby it's just a kiss!

Hotshot: I ONLY CALL YOU "BABY"!! YOU CALL ME "SWEETSPARK"!!! YOU'RE NOT MY MEDIX!!!!

Medix: *bruh Medix ain't even Medix* come on sweetie it's just a little kiss! We do it all the time!

Hotshot: *climbing on top of a tall cabinet* not like this.

Medix: *looking up at him* sweetspark!! Come on!! I'll let you start calling me "pretty momma" if you let me kiss you!

Hotshot: THE REAL MEDIX WOULDN'T EVEN LET THAT BE AN OPTION!

Medix: well sorry baby, this is a new Medix! *scales up the cabinet and comes face to face with Hotshot* hi baby!

Hotshot:

*the last day*

Hotshot, armed with one of these bad boys:

Medix: *busts in his room* hi sweetie!

Hotshot:

Medix: *just standing there* I hope this is what they meant by you "cracking"

Hotshot: wut-

Medix: I think that completes the dare....?

Hotshot: what dare.

Medix: I was dared to flirt with you for 5 days until you "crack"

Hotshot: what?! Oh for the love of-

Medix: *gets slammed into the wall as Hotshot makes out with him, letting out a gasp*

Hotshot: *thrusts his glossa inside Medix's oral cavity as he French kisses him*

Medshot: *ends up on the floor*

*the next morning*

Medix: *exits out of Hotshot's room acting strangely happy* well! Uh... dare complete! I guess...?

Wedge: *snorts as he holds the camera, not a friggen care in the world* has he still not noticed your eyelashes?

Medix: that moron won't even see a semi until it hits him.

Wedge: *almost drops the camera from laughing so hard*