CarmenLau6 dares(?):
Yo everyone the floor is hot lava.

Hotshot: *s l a m s open the door to the break/lounge area* GUYS THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

Medix and Hoist: what?

Wedge: the floor is what now?

Whirl: *gasps excitedly* it's a game!!! We try to get on top of anything that isn't the floor! And if you touch the floor you're dead!

Medix: *horrified* that sounds like a horrible game.

Hotshot: *as he's climbing on top of the arcade machines* no it's not! Look! *tries to jump onto one of the tire chairs but miscalculated his jump, causing him to fall face-first into the floor*

Wedge:

Medix: nevermind I like this game now.

Whirl: *as she's climbing up onto a large box* well then come on and play!

*the recruits then proceed to get on top of any object they can find around the room*

*until Wedge eventually got bored*

Hoist: *while on one of the numerous large tires* Wedge? What are you doing?

Wedge, laying on the floor: letting death take over me.

Hotshot: *while hanging from a ceiling beam* Ha! You lo- WHOA!

Medix and Whirl: *shriek as Hotshot lands on top of them, knocking both of them out*

Hoist: *aight*