A/N: the dares seemed to flow well together so I'm doing both. Also, Blades doesn't do dares but I'm making an exception for this.

CrazyLinx68 dares:
Whirl, do a bunch of shenanigans for a full day.

AND

Blades, be a mom for a week. Like an actual mom.

Whirl: *her version of an evil laugh in the background*

*elsewhere*

Heatwave: don't you already act like their mother?

Blades: our whole team does. I just do it better *sashays out*

Chase: Heatwave, would you care for some ice?

*later that morning*

Blades: *servos on hips as he looks up at the ceiling* Whirl, sweetie, why in the world are you up there?

Whirl: I have learned that superglue is much stronger than I thought.

*noon*

Blades: Whirl, I thought I told you and Medix to wax this floor.

Whirl: *using sponges as skates along the floor* we are! But with some pizazz!

Medix: *gracefully skates once around Blades* ever heard the term "work efficiently, not forcefully"?

Blades: it's "work smarter, not harder", sweetie.

Medix: exactly! *skates around some more*

Wedge: *carrying some tools and shrieks as he slips, falling onto his aft as the tools fall on top of him*

Blades: *mom mode: activated* *epically slides over to Wedge and helps him up* are you okay sweetie? Did you hurt yourself?? Do you have any boo-boo's???

Hotshot: *overhears that and falls over shrieking in laughter*

Wedge: *brushes Blades off of him* yeah I'm fine *bends over to grab his tools but slips again and ends up faceplanting the floor*

Whirl: *skates past* hey careful there's some wax there.

Wedge: *muffled* thanks for the tip.

Blades: *picks up Wedge and rests him against his hip* I'll escort you sweetie *picks up the tools and walks out with a 100% done Wedge in his arms*

Medix and Whirl: *accidentally slam into each other in the background*

Hotshot and Hoist: *immediately come to their aid but end up slipping and falling on their afts*

Blades: *from down the hall* caution signs work wonders!!!

*that evening*

Whirl: *throwing a dance party in the break area with the rest of her team*

Blades: *literally leaning against the doorway making sure no one gets hurt*

Whirl: *jumps down onto the dancefloor and starts doing. . . . . this*

Blades: *lord pray to JESUS someone help this girl get better moves*

*that night during a late night class*

Blades:

Whirl: *literally teaching the recruits how to Naruto run* if you want to outrun those bullets that are being shot by the Area 51 guards, you've gotta do a Naruto run.

Recruits: *proceed to Naruto run through the entirety of Hero Hall*

Blades: *desperately needs a vacation*

*the next morning*

Whirl: *completed her dare*

Blades: *facedesks as he realizes he's still got the rest of the week to go*

Heatwave: *walks past as he chuckles* I thought you said that you were better at this than any of us.

Blades: I've been doing much more than you ever did in their time at the Academy.

Boulder: *hands a cup of ice to Heatwave*

*throughout that day*

Blades: *miraculously catches his baby- I mean Hotshot, who kept falling from high places everytime they're in the same room together*

*throughout the next day*

Blades: *catches every single wrench that's been thrown at his baby- I mean Medix as they're working together*

*the next day*

Blades: *spends the entire morning helping his baby- I mean Whirl clean her entire frame while also teaching her how to properly maintain herself*

Also Blades: *spends the entire evening comforting his baby- I mean Wedge who had a pretty bad day and just needed someone to be there with him*

Recruits: *also burst in and comfort their best friend*

*the next day*

Blades: *spends a majority of the day with his baby- I mean Hoist, teaching him the basics and complexities on how to handle his hooks*

*that evening*

Blades: *sees a lustfilled Medshot zip past him, full-on making out as they shove each other into Hotshot's room*

Blades:

Blades: *at the door* I better have grandbabies on the way in the morning!

Medix: *straight up leaves the room*

*the next morning*

Blades: *constantly checking in on his babies- I mean- ah forget it they're his babies- as they're on a field trip with Boulder*

Recruits: *all look at each other*

Recruits: *all change the contact name for Blades from "Blades" to "Mom"*

Hotshot: *texts back* all good mom!

Whirl: *texts back* we're having so much fun mom!

Medix: *texts back* and we're learning so much too mom!

Hoist: *texts back* we miss you mom!

Wedge: *texts back* we'll let you know when we're heading back home mom!

Recruits: *group fistbump*

Blades:

They called me "Mom"!!!!!!!!

*that evening*

Recruits, as soon as they get back: *burst out laughing as they're being crushed in a hug in the arms of Blades*

*the next and final day*

Blades: *hanging out with all of his babies at the beach*

Blades: *turns to camera as Hotshot screams and runs around with a crab pinching his aft* I'll admit, the first few days were hell... but now, I think I want to keep it this way. I love being their mother figure and I've seen that it has helped them cope better with it.

Blades: *as Hotshot is still screaming in the background with the recruits trying to get him to stop, all of them screaming "MOM!!!"* now if you'll excuse me, I have to get a crab off of my baby's aft *books it after his babies and spends the next 10 minutes chasing down a panicked Hotshot*