Alt_girl dares:
Wedge, I dare you to flirt and "get handsy" with Medix for 24 hours, or until a certain bot tries to kill you.

Wedge:

Whirl: *kinda worried for him* um Wedge? Are you sure you want to do this??

Wedge: *not at all worried or scared* yes. If Hotshot kills me, I won't have to see anymore of him and Medix being all *makes a kissy face* with each other.

Whirl: *as Wedge walks away* oh boy...

*shortly after*

Wedge: *hiding around a corner*

Wedge: *looking into the camera* don't ask but I know this is where Hotshot and Medix usually part separate ways to attend their own classes. And if I'm right, Medix should be alone and walking this way.

Wedge: oh here they come now! *hides more*

Medshot: *walking down the hall holding servos, Hotshot holding Medix's books and Medix wearing Hotshot's varsity jacket, turning toward each other for a brief chat*

Medix, as Hotshot hands him back his books: I can handle holding these books myself, sweetspark.

Hotshot: I know. But I like doing it for you.

Medix: *sighs and then kisses him sweetly* thank you sweetspark. I love you.

Hotshot: *smiles* I love you too. See you after class.

Medix: *smiles adorably* see you then.

Medshot: *parts ways*

Wedge: *finally God that was torture*

Medix: *walking his way*

Wedge:

Wedge: *perfectly times it as he walks out and Medix slams into him*

Medix: whoa! *drops all his books as he falls backwards*

Wedge: *smoothly catches him in a dipping position with a smirk on his face* wow Medix. Falling for me already~?

Medix: uhh... no...? *clears throat* thank you for catching me, Wedge, but um.... can you let me stand back up...?

Wedge: oh! Sure thing~~ *gently brings him back up, one servo grabbing his hip and the other slipping between his wheels*

Medix: *small squeak*

Wedge: *smoothly* my bad. Here, let me help you with those books~

Medix: *raises an optic ridge as Wedge helps him pick up his books* uh... thank you Wedge.

Wedge: *looking at him with a loving look as they both stand up* no problem. Hey has anyone ever told you that you look absolutely stunning?

Medix: *immediately as he gets slightly defensive* Hotshot does. Almost every day.

Wedge: oh good! He should! *gets a little too close for comfort* you're absolutely breathtaking~

Medix: *backs away* I... um... I'm gonna be late for class...

Wedge: *immediately right next to Medix with his arm around Medix's waist, grabbing harshly at his hip* I can walk you there!

Medix: *gets out* no thank you Wedge. I can walk myself *quickly walks away, going into a full sprint when he's put some distance between them*

Wedge: *smirks evilly as he walks in the same direction as Medix went*

*meanwhile*

Hotshot: *around the same corner that he and Medix originally parted ways, struggling to get out of Whirl's arms so that he can go kill a Wedge*

*that afternoon at the washracks*

Medix: *to Hoist* have you seen Hotshot? He hasn't been answering any of my texts or calls...

Hoist: *as he dries off* I haven't seen him, but I can keep an optic out for him if you want.

Medix: that would be appreciated. Thank you Hoist *starts washing himself as Hoist exits*

Wedge: *casually enters in with a look of pure confidence*

Medix: *suddenly starts cleaning himself faster*

Wedge, as he holds a bottle of soap while he leans against the wall:

Medix: *freezes entirely when the soap slides to a stop right in front of him*

Wedge: *smoothly* hey gorgeous I accidentally dropped that. Can you pick it up for me please~?

Medix: *kicks the bottle back at him* pick it up yourse- *shrieks*

Wedge: *grabbing at his hips from behind* hey whoa now relax baby, I'm just seeing if it's true that hips don't lie. And baby, I think your hips have never lied to you~

*loud crash from outside the washracks, followed immediately by lots of shouting*

Wedge: *steals a quick kiss from Medix as he skillfully picks up the soap bottle, winking at him as he backtracks out of the washracks* thanks for the entertainment~ *steps out, nearly dodging a large bucket*

*that evening*

Medix: *working peacefully in the medical bay*

Wedge: *to himself* am I really going to do this and scar Medix for the rest of his life?

Also Wedge: *to himself* yes I am.

Wedge: *walks in, smirking deviously as he sees that Hotshot is nowhere around*

Wedge: *looks at Medix who is turned away from him* hey sexy~

Medix: *immediately backs into the far wall, armed with wrenches and sharp tools* don't you DARE come near me! I know what you're wanting and you're not going to get it!

Wedge: oh~? Tell me gorgeous, what is it that I want~~? *approaches him, getting closer and closer*

Medix: stop it Wedge! This isn't funny!!!!

Wedge: *immediately pins Medix against the wall, all the tools falling to the ground* stop what~?

Medix: *tries to use his cutter clamps to snap at Wedge as Wedge starts getting very handsy with him* STOP!!!! PLEASE!!!

Wedge: *shit this is probably too far* or what~~?

Medix: *screams out as tears fall* HOTSHOT!!! HELP ME!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!

*lots of crashing and screaming can be heard from outside*

Wedge: *yeah it went too far*

Whirl: *from outside the door* Hotshot!!!! Calm down!!!! DON'T-

Hotshot: *s m a s h e s through the door, his optics now glowing a blood red*

Hotshot: Ẏ̴̧̼̥͈̱̭̪͍̖̘̣̦̈̒͊̽͂͛͂͒̐̕͜͝ő̵̡̥͌̓̐̽̆̈́̓̿͊̐u̷͓̳͕̟͕͙̦̮̣͓̯̦̱̣͖͝'̴̮̬̣̮̠̯̓͐̄́̇̌̓̈̑̕r̵̬̃̾̃͋̋͑̂͋͂̽̿́̚͝͝è̷̩͚͉͓͇̣̟̞̥̠͕̊̈́͌́͝ ̴̨̲̦̣̭͕͚̞̪̠͎̺̠̥̃̌̄́͆͘ͅḑ̶̛̛͎̬̯̝̼̓̑̿̊̏̍̕̕͜e̴̗̩̹͊ȃ̷̡̛͚͍̤̻͔̀̂̈́͌͑̀͊͊̆̕ͅd̶̛̮̮̩̃̆͋̔̀̆̌̍̇̒͑̆̕͝ ̵̨̡̭̦̘̳̫̞̝̰͈̟̏̓͛̈́̾̚W̵̟͎͈̩̞͍͕̱̓̿͑̈́̈́͗̏̒͗̌̀͑̉͝e̵̡̥͍͇͠ḍ̸̡̡̨̺̜̹͎̤͎̠͕̟͓̇̉̅͂͗͑̏̓͌̈́̓̈́̇̕͜g̴̛̖͇̳͍̭̟̝̃̄̂͐̉͋̅͛̅̾͝ẻ̷̡̧̱̗͓̮̟̜̻̝̱̲͋͒̆̇͒̕͘ͅ ̶̱̯͕͉̄̐̀̓̾̀̈́͘

Wedge:

Hotshot: (censored because the scenes that have transpired are too gory and too intense for any being to endure) (basically, Wedge is fucked)

*late that night*

Wedge: *oh look he's still alive but he's in the medbay for the rest of the month*

Hotshot: *cuddling his Medix protectively as he keeps kissing him sweetly to help him forget all that happened* I'm here now. I'm so sorry I wasn't there to protect you from the beginning *keeps kissing him sweetly* I was held back forcefully by a certain police bot *glares at Whirl*

Whirl: *as Hoist helps mend her dents from her many attempts to hold back an overprotective Hotshot, looking up at Hotshot sheepishly* if it helps... Wedge was dared to do this... I was just trying to prevent a huge fight from breaking out...

Hotshot: *glaring at her as Medix buries his face into his neck* yeah no, it doesn't help.

Whirl: I figured it wouldn't... still, my actions were wrong and I'm sorry for keeping you away from protecting your Medix. I promise to never interfere with anything that deals with your relationship ever again.

Hotshot: apology half-accepted. I'm still pissed at you.

Whirl: that's understandable.

*awkward silence*

Medix: *suddenly gets up and walks away*

Hotshot: babe?? *immediately follows him, not daring to leave him alone anymore* what's wrong???

Medix: *leads him to the medical bay and just enters in*

Wedge: *online and suddenly gets very scared when Hotshot gives him a glare of pure death* I-I'm sorry guys... I should've said no to this dare... oh yeah it's a dare by the w-

Hotshot: W̴e̵ ̷k̴n̴o̶w̶ ̷

Wedge: o-okay... anyway, I'm really sorry about all that... I took it way too far and should've stopped myself right then and there... *looks at Medix* Medix, I should really be saying sorry to you. I'm sorry if I emotionally scarred you for life. I knew that would probably happen but didn't take it as seriously as I should have. Just so we're clear, I have no interest in y-

Hotshot: G̵̢̗̭͗ơ̴͚͓̾o̸̧̙̺̞͂̍̓͒͊̆ḑ̵͎̩̩̪͖̘͗͛

Wedge: *sighs heavily* I still want to be your friend and i know it'll take a while for me to earn both of your trust back... but for now, I'm sorry. If there's anything I can do to help build back up your trust, I'll do it.

Medix: okay. Stay still.

Wedge: well that's not hard at a- *goes a full octave higher in his voice* OH SWEET SOLAS PRIME-

Medix: *successfully slammed his fists as hard as he could into Wedge's groin*

Hotshot: *winces hard* oooooh.... that's gotta hurt...

Wedge: *still an octave higher* it does.

Medix: good. You are forgiven now. Come along Hotshot, you need to accept Whirl's apology *walks out*

Hotshot: *he's so confused* wait... just like that, you forgive him????

Medix: *pokes his helm back in* yes, because a team should never stay angry at each other. A team must always have trust in each other no matter what because one of them could be saving your aft from an avalanche without thinking twice *walks off*

Hotshot: *stunned*

Wedge: damn he's good.

Hotshot: *sonic blasts him*