JoshuaLorenzo583 dares:
I dare Wedge to prank everyone by placing cubes that will explode with paint all over them and all over the room that they were in.

Wedge: *gathering up all the explosive cubes and starts walking around and placing them in various areas of the Academy*

Wedge: *looking into camera* I'll most likely get in a lot of trouble for this but it'll be so worth it.

*later in the medical bay*

Medix: *removing his bandages so that he could treat his (mostly healed) wounds*

Medix: *reaches into the medical cabinet to grab some gauze but sees a strange cube* huh? *grabs cube*

Recruits: *hanging out in the break room*

Recruits: *freeze when they hear an explosion and then a loud shriek come from the medical bay*

Hotshot: *the husband* BABE?!?! *runs toward the med bay and opens the door, immediately met by another explosion*

Hotshot: WHAT THE-

Medix: *covered in neon blue paint along with the rest of the med bay* sweetspark I swear I didn't put that there.

Hotshot: *covered in neon pink paint along with a section of the hallway* wait hang on before that- *cups Medix's cheek* are you okay?

Medix: yes. However, now I'll need to get this paint off...

Hotshot: I'll help with that *winks* now....

Hotshot, yelling out: WHO DID THIS?!?!

Wedge, as he's left alone in the break room:

*that afternoon while at their lockers*

Wedge: *while looking in Hotshot's locker* eugh.. "crazy ex-girlfriend" much?

Hotshot: *rolls his optics as he closes his locker which is full of some dorky and some gorgeous photos of Medix* he put them in there.

Medix: *from across the hall, locker full of medical stuff and Hotshot's varsity jacket* no I didn't *slams the locker shut and walks over to Hoist*

Whirl: *as she approaches her locker* can we not slam lockers please? *about to open her locker*

Wedge:

Hotshot: Wedge what are y-

*explosion*

Whirl: *screams as she gets splattered with brown paint*

Recruits: *immediately run over to her aid*

Heatwave: *comes running out with Chase* what was that explosion?!

Chase: is anyone hurt??

Whirl: *gets helped up by Hoist* just my pride sir...

Heatwave: why are you covered in paint?

Hotshot: *glares at Wedge as Whirl explains*

Heatwave: *sighs heavily* Chase, take Whirl to Blades. He'll know how to help her with this.

Chase: *nods as he escorts Whirl away*

Heatwave: *takes one look at the rest of the recruits, sighs, and then walks away*

*that evening*

Hoist: *shrieks from within the lab after another explosion*

Recruits, except Wedge: *run in* what happene-

Hotshot: *immediately shields Medix from another paint explosion, getting covered in neon green paint* DAMMIT!

Medix: sweetspark are you okay???

Hotshot: I'm fine. Pissed, but I'm fine. Are you okay?

Medix: yes. Thanks to you. I would kiss you right now but...

Hotshot: *snorts softly* it'll dry-

Whirl: *as she's helping Hoist* GUYS!

Hotshot and Medix: oh right.

*later on that evening*

Hoist: *as Cody is helping him wash the purple paint off of him* where's Wedge? It's strange that he hasn't shown up to help us everytime an explosion goes off.

Whirl: *as Wes is helping her wash off the neon green paint* I don't know... but you're right. He has been missing a lot lately. Do you know where he's at Wes?

Wes: *shrugs* he texted me a while back saying to avoid certain areas for the rest of the night.

Cody: hey I got that too!

Medix: *as he's washing the neon green paint off of Hotshot* that's... odd. Did he specify the reasons why as to avoid these certain areas?

Cody and Wes: nope.

Hotshot: what areas?

Cody: Hero Hall-

Hotshot: *immediately gets up and goes into a full sprint*

Medix: sweetspark!! Where are you going?! The paint isn't all washed off yet!

Hotshot: I know! I just have a hunch.

Medix: that didn't-! Oh nevermind... *sets the sponge in the bucket and sighs heavily*

Hoist: I wonder where he's going and what he's doing.

Whirl: I hope it doesn't make him end up in the medical bay...

Medix: preach it honey.

Wes: but I thought you would be the one treating him? Don't you like spending time with him?

Medix: something tells me you've never been in a long-term relationship bef-

*explosion*

Hotshot: *screaming out* I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!! *sprinting out of Hero Hall and back to the others, covered in rainbow paint* WEDGE IS THE FUCKER WHO'S BEEN PLACING THOSE LITTLE SHITS ALL AROUND THE AREA!

Recruits: *laughter ensues*

Hotshot: *knows what they're laughing about* yes ha ha very funny. Hotshot's covered in rainbow paint. Surprise surprise I'm gay- ANYWAY we need to find the rest of those cubes!

Hoist: and do what?

Hotshot: *sinister look followed by evil giggling*

Medix: *looks at everyone* that's his way of saying that we're going to get revenge on Wedge.

Recruits: oh we figured.

*the next morning*

Wedge: *walking like he owns the place as he walks past all the different kinds of paint splatters scattered throughout the halls*

Wedge: *smirking* seems like they've got them all. Dare was a success!

Wedge: *victoriously struts to the entrance of the Academy and walks outside*

Wedge: *freezes when he's met by his team holding the explosive cubes while also aiming their paintball guns at him*

Hotshot: *cocks the paintball gun*

*later that afternoon*

Recruits: *the absolute dumbest grins on their faceplates*

Wedge: *planning their funerals as Ratchet checks him*

Ratchet: now I don't know how this happened... but did one of your teammates stick one of their guns up your aft and pull the trigger?

Wedge: are you fucking serious.

Ratchet: about as serious as I am when I say that this wrench will be shoved up your aft too if you don't watch your language.

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