IDontLikeITGaming dares:
I dare Hotshot to prank everyone nonstop for 48 hours. Professors included.

Hotshot:

*not long after*

Medix: *texting Hotshot* can you return my bandages, please?

Hotshot: *texting back* look outside :P

Medix: *opens his berthroom door and looks down to see all of his bandages painted in different colors* .......what?

Hotshot: *looking into camera, snickering* it may not be much, but I'm just warming up!

*later*

Recruits: *sitting down for a brief run down on a rescue*

Whirl: *going to her seat*

Hotshot:

Whirl: *sits down*

*whoopie cushion sound*

Heatwave: *looks at her in confusion*

Whirl: *takes out the whoopie cushion*

TheBoys: *snickering*

Whirl: *completely embarrassed*

*that night*

Hotshot: *recharging with Medix with a stupid grin on his face*

*alarm goes off*

Recruits: *immediately get out of their rooms and head to the groundbridge*

Wedge: *takes one look at Hoist and immediately bursts out laughing*

Hoist: what?? What's so funny???

Whirl: *stifles laugh as she holds up a mirror*

Hoist: *sees that he has a mustache drawn on his face* what the-

Hotshot: *accidentally drops the marker*

Hoist: HOTSHOT!

Hotshot: *shrieks out laughing as Hoist chases after him*

*the next morning*

Blades: *S H R I E K S*

Recruits: *run into his office and freeze when Blades gets up*

Hotshot:

Blades: *COVERED in glitter* alright. Who's the little punk that put explosive glitter in my desk drawer.

*later that morning*

Heatwave: *walks into his office*

Heatwave, immediately: WHO THE **** PUT ALL THESE BALLOONS IN MY OFFICE?!?!

Hotshot: *pops out in front of him from within the balloons* HI PROFESSOR!

Heatwave: *SCREAMS*

Hotshot: *runs out laughing as Heatwave yells loudly at him*

*that afternoon, in Hero Hall*

Chase: *looking directly at Medix* where's Hotshot?

Medix: why are you looking at me?

Chase: because he's usually around you.

Medix: well this time, sir, I have no idea where he is.

Chase: *as he steps away from the controls* well I guess he'll just have to come in late. Let's get started recruits-

Hotshot: *BOOKS it for the controls with his phone in hand, plugging it in*

Chase: Hotshot?! What are y-

Hotshot: *gets a song going, makes sure that the speakers are on full blast, and BOOKS it out of there*

Song on Hotshot's phone:

Recruits and Chase: *SCREAMING* HOTSHOT!!!!!!

*later on, during detention*

Boulder: *runs in* Chase!

Chase: yes??

Boulder: *freaking out* someone has sabotaged my garden!

Chase: *gasps* oh dear! *runs but stops in front of Hotshot* stay *runs out with Boulder*

Hotshot: *waits for them to be completely out of audio range*

Hotshot, knowing full and well it was him but the plants were saved in pots: YEET.

Wedge: *screaming from his room* WHERE DID ALL THESE PLANTS COME FROM?!?!

Hotshot:

*later, that evening*

Recruits (minus Hotshot): *talking amongst themselves*

Medix: *trying to get paint off of him* he painted over my red with pink! PINK! While I was recharging this afternoon!

Whirl: *letting Hoist get stuff out of her rotors* he shot me with a foam cannon! WHILE I WAS FLYING!!

Hoist: *as he's gently working on Whirl, clearly pissed* he put nails on the ground without me noticing and I drove through them. Now, all of my tires are flat.

Wedge: *extremely agitated* that's nothing. At least all of you didn't get your groin plate superglued onto you.

Medix: let me guess. Hotshot snuck in while you were in the washracks?

Wedge: yep. I'm gonna kill him.

Whirl: don't say that. Hotshot's our friend.

Medix: oh but he's not my friend. He's my mechfriend. Be right back! *gets up*

Whirl: *stops him* you can't go kill him either.

Medix: *pouts*

Hoist: wait... I have a better idea!

Recruits: shoot.

Hoist: how about we all prank him ourselves!

Recruits: *interested* we're listening.

Hoist: *tells them the plan*

*later*

Medix: *knocks on Hotshot's open door* H-Hotshot..?

Hotshot: *sitting contently on his berth* yeah babe? *looks over at Medix and gets really worried when he sees how scared he is* whoa! Babe??? *rushes over to him and cups his face* what's wrong???

Medix: *as more tears fall* I... I need you to see something...

Hotshot: *still really worried* well then show me! Medix you're scaring me!

Medix: *leads him to the medical bay*

Hotshot: *walks in and sees Whirl, his voice getting very serious* what's going on. What's wrong with Medix.

Whirl: *pulls up a chair for him* sit down. You need to see this *looks at Medix* get on the medical berth, Medix.

Medix: *slowly gets up on the berth and breathes shakily*

Whirl: *gets out a scanner*

Hotshot: *optics go very wide because he knows what that is* no...

Medix: *tears falling as he looks at his mechfriend*

Whirl: *scans Medix and waits for the results, immediately handing the scanner over to Hotshot after the results are shown* here...

Hotshot: *takes the scanner and looks at the result, spark stopping immediately when he reads it*

Scanner: *Results: Sparked*

Medix: *sees his face* Hotshot I-

Hotshot: *looks up with tears* show me a sonogram. Let me see the sparkling.

Whirl: *brings out the sonogram and scans over Medix, revealing a small spark* there's the sparkling.

Hotshot: *immediately gets up and goes over to his mechfriend, immediately bringing him in for a hug as he cries* I'm so sorry Medix...

Medix: *hugs back as tears fall* I'm scared...

Hotshot: *holds him close* me too... but I'll be there for you no matter what. I love you so much, Medix. We'll figure this out together.

Medix: *immediately stops crying* I love you too. Now dry your optics and sit back down.

Hotshot: wait w-

Recruits: *as Wedge and Hoist come out from behind the berth* because you were just pranked!!!

Hotshot: *stands there completely stunned as his team laughs their afts off*

Whirl: you should see your face!

Medix: nice job rewiring the sonogram Hoist!

Hoist: thanks! And Wedge! Nice job with the fake scanner! That was genius!

Wedge: why thank you.

Hotshot: y....you all pranked me...

Recruits: yep!

Hotshot: so.... Medix isn't really sparked? Like at all?

Medix: of course not!

Hotshot: OH THANK PRIMUS!

Recruits: ??????

Hotshot: *relief written all over his face* I know I forgot to wear a condom that one time but oh thank Primus I dodged a bullet there!

Medix:

Medix: yOU WHAT-