Fan_FictionGirl1 dares:
I dare Hoist to "pass out" every time one of the teachers tries to talk to him.

Hoist: *walking the halls knowing very well that this will end up being a very bad idea*

Chase: *sees him from down the hall* oh there you are Hoist *approaches him* I have finally graded the tests from last week and I have your- um... Hoist?!

Hoist: *passed out on the floor*

*later on in the day*

Hoist: *in Heatwave's martial arts class*

Heatwave: Hoist I want you to spar with Medix.

Hoist: how about-

Hoist: *passes out*

Heatwave: what the-

Medix: *facepalms because he knows it's a dare*

Heatwave: alright while I get Blades to take Hoist, Hotshot you spar with Med-

Hotshot: *screaming "YEEEEAAAHHHHHHH" as he tackles down Medix*

*a little while later*

Hoist: *totally fine as he heads to Hero Hall*

Blades: *coming up beside him* Hoist! There you are! How are you feeling? Are you okay??

Hoist: yeah I think I'm just-

Hoist: *and there he goes*

Blades: *a mom* Hoist?!?!? Oh my goodness you are not okay!!! *picks him up and takes him straight to the medical bay*

*after an embarrassing amount of time*

Hoist: *in Boulder's class, looking down into a large pool of mud*

Boulder: mud is a mix of earth and water and can be dangerous when an overabundance of it is in one area, especially on hillsides or in mountain areas *chuckles* Hoist? You seem particularly interested in it.

Hoist: *oh no*

Hoist: *here he goes*

Hoist: *passes out into the mud*

Boulder: Hoist?!?!

Recruits: OH NOT AGAIN! *they all jump in to help get him out*

*back at the Academy*

Recruits: *pissed and covered in mud*

Hoist: *chuckles nervously* uhh.. dare complete...? *nervous smile*