Tempestspiritspit dares:
Wedge, I dare you to tell Hoist your feelings.

Wedge: G L A D L Y

Wedge: hey Hoist!

Hoist: what's up Wedge?

Wedge: I've got something to tell you.

Hoist: okay....?

Wedge: *deep inhale*

Wedge: *dramatic pause*

Wedge: you're like a brother to me.

Hoist: *sigh of relief* oh thank Primus.

Hoist and Wedge: *brohug*

Hotshot: *in the background, not amused*

Hotshot: *proceeds to play "Sweet Home Alabama" in the background*

Hoist and Wedge: WHAT THE F*** HOTSHOT?!