Dare #26

IDontLikeITGaming dares:
I dare Hotshot to follow Heatwave around all day and ship him with Blades. And when Heatwave asks what the hell is he doing, he gotta make something up.

Hotshot: *reads dare*

Hotshot: *shrugs* seems pretty easy.

Hotshot: but, honestly, who doesn't ship them?

Wedge: uh, me?

Hotshot: *pats his shoulder as he walks out* you ship no one, Wedge. You have no say in this *walks away*

*a few minutes later*

Hotshot: *terrible Steve Irwin impersonation* oi lookie over there. That's a wild Heatwave. They're incredibly dangerous when they get annoyed.

Hotshot: imma go an' pester it.

*at some point*

Hotshot: you totally have something for Blades, Professor Heatwave.

Heatwave: I am not talking about that with you, Hotshot.

*at another point*

Hotshot: *while in class* aren't you and Blades like me and Medix?

Heatwave: .....what?

Hotshot: ya know.....

Hotshot:

Medix: *f a c e d e s k*

Recruits: WAITAMINUTE-

Heatwave: *completely caught off-guard* n-no!! We're not- WHY ARE YOU ASKING THAT?!

*at the end*

*in Heatwave's office*

Heatwave: -you have been following me around all day and constantly pestering me with your "fantasy" of me and Blades! Why are you doing this?!

Hotshot: *immediately* Professor Blades talks about it. He said that you two were together..

Heatwave: wait what?!?! *yelling out* BLADES! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP QUIET!

Blades: *in the background* I DID! *comes in the office and starts a full blown argument with Heatwave*

Hotshot: *was able to sneak out and release a breath of air* phew! That got intense.

Whirl: *apparently overheard* did Blades actually tell you about them being together?

Hotshot: nope!

Dare #27

IDontLikeITGaming also dares:
Medix, make out with Hotshot in front of everyone (even the professors) and Wedge won't be allowed to leave the room.

Medix: I'm currently not on speaking terms with Hotshot due to his little "slip up" in that last dare.

Hoist: that... actually didn't surprise us. We knew it would happen someday.

Medix: *sighs heavily* we still had a very thorough and uncomfortable talk with Professor Blades.

Whirl: so are you and Hotshot..?

Medix: oh goodness no! We're still together. I'm just not talking to him for a while...

Whirl: in hindsight... you don't really need to talk to him to do this dare.

Medix: *contemplates*

Medix: *gives in* very well... I shall perform this dare. But if Blades forces us to have "the talk" again I'm blaming all of you.

Hoist and Whirl: *they all team Medshot* worth it.

*later during a very important class*

Heatwave: alright recruits, today's test will be your hardest one by far. You each will be tested depending on your level of skill and what you have chosen as your path. My team and I will grade each of you depending on what we see fit. Are there any questions?

Medix: *raises servo* just one sir.

Heatwave: go ahead.

Medix: let's say I'm tested for a specific diagnoses or life-saving event, such as CPR. How would that be graded?

Heatwave: it depends.. do you know how to perform CPR on a bot?

Medix: well... I know it's not like this.

Medix: *proceeds to grab Hotshot and then pulls him in for a passionate kiss*

Hotshot: *almost pulls away due to shock but then just goes with it*

Whirl and Hoist: *going apeshit*

Wedge: *he boutta peace out*

Professors: *speechless*

Medshot: *kiss intensifies*

Wedge: *literally noping out*

Medix: *stops the kiss for a brief second to grab his trusty wrench and yeets it so perfectly that it smashes the button for the door, locking them all in the room*

Medshot: *resumes kiss*

Wedge: *shrieking* YOU BETTER STOP-

Professors: *still absolutely speechless, though impressed by Medix's excellent aim*

Medshot: *fuck it's getting hot in here*

Wedge: BITCH STOP-

Blades: *to his team* should we... uh...

Heatwave: *literally has no clue what to do*

Medshot: *getting a bit handsy there y'all*

Wedge: *boutta bleach his optics* THIS IS WORSE THAN HELL-

Medshot: *groin plates touching*

Blades: WHOA OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH. SERVOS OFF EACH OTHER-

*a few hours and a very long talk later*

Medix: *just a mess as Hotshot is snuggled into him in his berthroom*

Hotshot: *won't stop loving on him* I knew it was a dare all along~

Medix: so why didn't you stop me?!

Hotshot: *buried in Medix's neck* you're a really good kisser. Plus, I got the chance to be handsy with you without you griping at me. Damn you have nice hips-

Medix: *facepalms* oh Primus...