IDontLikeITGaming dares:
I dare Hotshot to prank Medix by pouring paint on him with the color Medix hates.

Hotshot:

Hotshot: *holding a bucket of black paint* Medix doesn't hate this color but I know it's one of his least favorites.

Hotshot, as he's pouring it into his tanks: and it's also hard to clean off especially with a white finish.

Wedge: *leaning against the doorway* oh I can't wait to see this. I can already hear the breakup now.

Hotshot: he won't break up with me!

Wedge:

*some time later*

Hotshot: *knocks on Medix's open berthroom door to get his attention*

Medix: *slightly startled as he shoots up on his berth, letting out a sigh of relief when he sees who it is* oh my goodness Hotshot! You startled me!

Hotshot: *chuckling* sorry. I didn't mean it.

Medix, as he's getting off the berth and walking toward him: I know you didn't *wraps his arms around Hotshot's neck and kisses him sweetly* now. What's the matter?

Hotshot: *arms around Medix's waist* can't I just stop by to see my mechfriend?

Medix: always. But then it's usually followed by needing something from me.

Hotshot: fair point. But I assure you that I'm only here to see you.

Medix: *rolls his optics playfully as he turns away from his mechfriend, heading toward his work desk* well alright then. If you want to stay here for a bit then I'll use this opportunity to give you something.

Hotshot: *jokingly* spoiling me already, babe? I'm gonna have to step up my game!

Medix: *still turned away* oh don't be ridiculous. This is just something I wanted to do.

Hotshot: what is it?

Medix: do you remember your favorite Cube? Or better known as your "Lucky Cube".

Hotshot: of course!

Medix: and how you were so devastated when it broke?

Hotshot: yeah?

Medix, as he turns around with said Cube in his servo: I fixed it for you!

Hotshot:

Medix: w... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WERE YOU GOING TO BLAST ME??

Hotshot: NO! NO NOT AT ALL!

Medix: THEN WHY IS YOUR BLASTER POINTED AT ME?!?

Hotshot: it's...

Medix: *servos on hips* it's What.

Hotshot: it's a dare.

Medix: a dare?!?! To what? SHOOT ME??

Hotshot: not with a blast!

Medix: then with what?

Hotshot: *immediately points the blaster at his face*

Medix: WAIT DON'T-

Hotshot: *proceeds to shoot himself with black paint*

Medix:

Hotshot: *while the paint ruins his finish* it was only paint.

Medix: *straightens his posture*

Hotshot: oh no...

Medix: *calmly walks over to him*

Hotshot: death take me now

Medix: *stops in front of him*

Hotshot: *pretty sure even Primus has feared this mech*

Medix: *grabs his arm*

Hotshot: ?

Medix: *points the blaster at his own face*

Hotshot: ??????

Medix: *has the most serious look on his face*

Hotshot: . . . .

Medix: *presses the button and is immediately blasted in the face by black paint*

Hotshot: !!!!!!!!!!

Medix: *can't keep a straight face as he bursts out laughing*

Hotshot: Medix???

Medix: *cups Hotshot's face as he keeps giggling* I hate this color.

Hotshot: *bursts out laughing as Medix proceeds to get more paint on him* babe! Your finish! It's ruined!

Medix: so is yours!

*they both rest their forehelms against the other's, giggles finally coming to an end*

Hotshot: guess we better head to the washracks and figure out how to get this off.

Medix: or figure out a way to change our color scheme to match with it.

*they both laugh as they exit out of the room, arms around each other*

Wedge: *from the ceiling* HEADS UP!

Medshot: hu- *SCREAMS*

Wedge: *almost falls from the ceiling from laughing so hard after successfully dropping a large tub of hot pink paint onto both of them*

Medshot: WEDGE!!!!

Wedge: hey if it helps, you both look absolutely fabulous.

Hotshot: *shoots him down with a sonic blast*