Fan_FictionGirl1 dares:
I dare Hoist to go around quoting memes for the whole day at the most random of times.

Hoist:

*Hoist continues with his day, eventually stumbling upon Hotshot and Medix arguing in the hallway*

Medix: was that last part really necessary??? (From the ending of Dare #18!)

Hotshot: yes it was! I was dared!

Medix: I don't believe you.

Hotshot: it was only a dare Medix!

Hoist, knowing pretty damn well it wasn't part of the dare:

Medshot: *wtffffffffffff*

*Hoist continues on with his day*

*that afternoon*

Whirl: *talking with Hoist* do you have a crush on W E D G E ???

Hoist:

*time skip*

*after a rescue*

Wedge: wow Hoist. I didn't know you were that heavy.

Hoist:

*at a random time*

Medix: is there anything you haven't been able to tow?

Hoist:

*prolly that same day*

Recruits: *on their way to a rescue in their vehicle modes*

Mr. Pettypaws: *decides to run out in front of them*

Hoist:

*another day*

Recruits: *having a normal conversation* (this is based on a Sonic 06 Real-Time Fandub)

Wedge: you're probably the only one who wears a skirt here, Hotshot.

Wedge: except for maybe Whirl-

Medix: o h.

*pause*

Medix: speak for yourself, motherfucker

Hoist:

*some time later*

Recruits: *accidentally reveals their true identity to a human on Milford*

Human: w...what are you...?

Hoist:

*another day back at the Academy*

Chase: *teaching his class* I can assure all of you that this test will be very easy. All of you should pass.

Hoist:

And Hotshot too:

*okay okay I'm done*

*sike*

Hotshot: *randomly*
H O I S T E D G E

Hoist: