Dare #109
Amyrose2016 dares:
I dare the recruits to secretly get pets and sneak them into the Academy.
Literally everyone: alright Medix, where are they.
Medix: *a little protective of her lab* I have no idea what you're talking about.
Hotshot: *gently picks her up* code is "DJMedixMaster"
(If you don't get the reference, just wait for "Griffin Rock Rocks!")
Medix: HOTSHOT-
Wedge: *inputs the code and gets mowed down by thousands of animals*
Hoist: *looks in the lab* it's bigger on the inside-
Whirl: *already made friends with the meerkats and the capybaras* look at all of them!!! They're so cute!!!!
Wedge: *somehow is on a giraffe's head because gravity doesn't exist in this world* ʰᵉˡᵖ ⁱ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃᶜʳᵒᵖʰᵒᵇⁱᵃ
Scorch: *somehow on an elephant* ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒᵒ
(It is canon that Scorch is also afraid of heights)
Hotshot: *made friends with the foxes because y'know... he a fox too* *wINK*
Me, at my own joke:
Hoist: *made friends with the hippos and the rhinos* how were you able to get all these animals in here Medix?
Medix: *being cuddled by lions and tigers because she's the cat's meow (*whEeZe*)* telling Heatwave that Kade was in his room works wonders.
Brotp:
Whirl: *now surrounded by her kind- I means birbs* so what are we gonna do when all these animals suddenly start stampeding like in that one movie-
The Author: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT MOVIE- ONLY THE SEQUELS (ᵇᵘᵗ ⁱ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʳᵒᵇⁱⁿ ʷⁱˡˡⁱᵃᵐˢ ᵗʰᵒ)
Hotshot: *staring up at the ceiling* God?
Medix: *now surrounded by her future, lots of s̶p̶a̶r̶k̶l̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ house cats* it'll be okay.
Narrator: it, in fact, was not okay.
Recruits: *scrambling around to catch all the animals*
Wedge: IT'S LIKE HERDING CATS
Hotshot: *not amused as he keeps in focus of the camera while herding cats*
Hotshot, in that same shot: *W A L L*
The groundbridge:
Recruits: *ohno*
Heatwave: *walks through and turns ghost white when he sees the Recruits*
Hotshot: hey dad-
Heatwave: HOW DID YOU ALL ESCAPE THE SHADOW ZONE??
Recruits:
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