Shockwave_Writes dares:
Scorch, Medix, and Whirl, I dare you all to be total bitches to your mechfriends for 24 hours.

Medix: *totally on board with this*

Scorch&Whirl: *totally not on board with this*

*2 minutes and a down-to-Earth conversation with Medix later*

Scorch&Whirl: *totally on board with this-*

*later, in the lounge*

The girls: *stupid giggling*

Scorch: *goes first, sashaying into the lounge* WEDGE-

Wedge: *with the sweetest puppy face* yes baby?

Scorch: *RETREATS* FRAGGIT HE'S TOO CUTE-

Whirl: I'll give it a try. Follow my lead *comes up to the doorway and leans cooly against it* Hoist-

Hoist: *also with a sweet puppy face* yes sugarbear?

Whirl: *slams that mf door* ohno-

Medix: *cracks her knuckles* out of the way girls, I'll handle this *heads to the door but freezes when it opens*

Hotshot: *is there and dips her into a kiss, sweet puppy face when he lets go* hello light of my life!

*camera cuts off too quick as Hotshot yoinks his fiancée away*

*camera cuts back on*

The girls: *all wearing robes*

Whirl: well that didn't work.

Scorch: no shit, Sherlock-

Medix: *aha moment* let's start over.

Scorch&Whirl: agreed.

*later during a class*

Medix: *keeps dropping her pencil* Hotshot. Pick it up. Now.

Hotshot: *same sweet puppy face* of course honey! *picks it up and hands it to her with such politeness* here you go!

Medix: *throws it across the room* whoops.

Hotshot: *rushes over and picks it up, politely giving it back to her like a gentlemech* here you go pretty lady!

*this goes on for some time, Hotshot being unbothered and respectful each and every time*

Heatwave: *kicks both of them out*

*later*

Hoist: *excitedly running over to Whirl with a bunch of flowers from the garden, all neatly bundled together in a beautiful bouquet* Whirl! I picked these for you!

Whirl: *OH NO HER SPAAAAARK HE'S TOO SWEET-* I hate them *spark shatters when she swats the bouquet to the ground*

Hoist: *literally not phased but the pain in his optics is there* oh! Good to know! I'll be right back! *runs back to the garden*

Whirl: *immediately takes the ruined bouquet and puts it in her cabin because she actually loves it and hhhhhh tHIS IS SO HARD-*

Hoist: *comes back with an even more beautiful bouquet of flowers, the same sweet puppy face* here Whirl! I got different flowers this time!

Whirl: *wants to cry as she swats that away too* I hate that too-

Hoist: *keeps his sweet persona* then I'll go try again! *rushes back to the garden*

Whirl: *CRIES*

*meanwhile*

Scorch: *in Wedge's berthroom* -no I said left.

Wedge: *struggling with their new berth and furniture, internally peeved but externally happy* you got it babe! *moves it left*

Scorch: no you dumbass, my left.

Wedge: *moves it*

Scorch: *scoffs* now it's not centered! You fragged it up! Do it all again!

Wedge: *strangely cheerful* you got it babe! *gets to work in rearranging their room for the 17th time*

Scorch: *hoes mad* God I HATE this furniture! Why did we get this??

Wedge: *sweet puppy face* because you chose it, honey. I'll be happy to take it all back and we can look for new furniture!

Scorch: *frustrated tantrum*

Wedge: *is very patient and takes everything that's thrown at him like a champ*

*bitching montage YAY*

Medix: *throwing random wrenches at Hotshot*

Hotshot: *being a supportive and loving fiancé as he paints a target on himself* you can do it babe! *gets hit* A BULLSEYE!! GOOD JOB BABE! *rip to all his future kids*

Medix: *uh-*

Whirl: *purposefully sabotaging Hoist's inventions with paintballs*

Hoist: *sees that and plasters the biggest grin* that's genius Whirl! Now I know that my inventions need to be colored differently! *hugs her* you're the best!

Whirl: *hhhhhhhhh-*

Scorch: *making fun of Wedge's skid-loader* that bucket is so small! *laughs*

Wedge: *not phased* I know! It makes maneuvering so much easier! But I'm more proud of this!

Scorch: *wets himself when Wedge transforms into his sports car mode*

*that evening, in the femme's washracks*

Scorch: I really shouldn't be here-

Medix: shut up and get over here.

Scorch: *quickly zips over*

Whirl: *sighs* Hoist didn't fall for anything! He was so sweet! Even when I made fun of his nerdiness, he took it as a compliment!

Scorch: oh please. I told Wedge that he was compensating for something and he said "well that's not what you said earlier".

Medix: meanwhile, I kept making Hotshot get me food and he was overjoyed to do it! He even took me out for a romantic lunch! I tried to act like a bitch but he wasn't phased at all!

Scorch: something is definitely up with them. Wedge would've lost his mind at me.

Whirl: yeah... Hoist would be crying but he kept a sweet face the whole time!

Medix: well we still have the rest of the night to try and complete this dare. We have to get them to cra-

Hotshot: *from outside the femme's washracks* uh, girls? We're leaving for Blossom Vale!

The girls: *all share a mischievous look* COMING!

*at Blossom Vale*

The girls: *ngl, the view looks so incredible with the sunset*

The bros: *hushed whispering amongst each other, Hotshot's faint "you two can do this!" amongst the whispers*

The girls: *hatching up their evil plan as the bros approach them from behind*

Hotshot: *clears throat* ladies, and Scorch, I think the glow of the sunset on the blossoms behind you is beautiful, is it not?

The girls: *whip around ready to yell at their significant others-*

The girls: *but they freeze up*

Hotshot: *gently brings Medix away from the other couples as she looks ready to cry*

Scorch&Whirl: *starting to cry at the sight in front of them*

Wedge&Hoist: *both on one knee holding a tiny box with a ring in it*

Wedge: Scorch?
Hoist: Whirl?

Brothers: *at the same time* will you marry me?

Scorch&Whirl: *immediately and at the same time* DARE'S OFF. YES!!!! *both of them tacklekiss their significant others*

Medshot: *ugly crying as the beautiful scene unfolds in front of them*

Scorch&Whirl: *both get their rings slipped on and immediately start smothering their fiancés in lots and lots of kisses*

Medix: *to the camera* well... dare failed. But, I think it was totally worth it *leans into Hotshot lovingly as they watch the other two couples squeal with joy*

*camera fades out*

*camera turns on, it's the middle of the night*

The bros: *all trying to be quiet as to not wake up their soon to be wives*

Hotshot: -oh no, I wanted to strangle her- hey! Camera's on! Hey guys!

Wedge: *straight to the point* we knew about their dare long before they started it.

Hoist: but the engagements were planned well in advance.

Hotshot: -now if you'll excuse us, we are gonna have group complaining time. I'll go first... THAT BROWN NOSED, STUCK UP, HOES MAD, BIT-

*camera coincidentally turns off*

A/N: :)