BublebeefanMJ122 dares:
I dare Medix and Hotshot to change genders for a week.

Medshot: *wakes up in a cold sweat one morning*

The author: 3...2...-

Medshot: *screams*

*a few minutes later*

Hotshot: -and I can't use your bras because they're tOO BIG FOR ME!

Medix: *face buried into pillow, muffled* you don't have to wear a bra.

Hotshot: *"A Whole New World" plays in her head* cool. I'll go jogging shirtless now *runs out*

Medix: *took way too long to process that* WAIT- *runs after her*

Scorch: *unfortunately walked past that* *dumps coffee on floor* okayyy no more coffee for me...

*later*

Medix: *running around the track* MY BACK DOESN'T HURT :DDDD

Hotshot, she whom fell on her face because of a weight shift: MEHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wedge, providing necessary commentary: HA! Girl problems.

Scorch&Whirl: *slap him simultaneously on the back of the helm*

*prolly at lunch*

Hotshot: *comes walking in with stilettos*

Recruits: *comes walking out the other way*

*the next day*

Medix: *walks into the lounge, alone*

Hoist: *playing chutes and ladders with Wedge* hey, where's Hotshot?

Medix: PMSing

*later*

Rescue Alarm: *sorry for party rocking*

Hotshot, throwing her Valentino bag at it: *apology not accepted*

Medix: *was then told to go fix it by his wife* yes dear..

Medix: *instead goes out to the rescue like a boss*

*after the rescue*

Hotshot: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN-

Medix: saving lives. Where were you?

Hotshot: extreme couponing.

Hotshot: that sounded better in my head.

*later*

Medix: *being smothered with love by a wife*

Wedge: can you not-

Medix: hang on it'll wear off.

Hotshot: *like a switch was flipped* GET ME SNICKERS RIGHT NOW

Recruits: ohhh...

*the next day*

Hotshot: *to Medix* my aim has gotten so much better since the change! Watch.

Hoist: *turns the corner*

Hotshot: *nAILS him with a wrench* see??

Whirl: *coming out of the corner*

Hotshot&Whirl: *brutal cat fight ensues*

Medix: *easily picks up Hoist and takes him to the medbay* oh hey my strength has gotten so much better since the change!

Hoist: please don't throw me.

*wait fuck I lost track of the days-*

Medix: *has the flu* I am going to die.

Hotshot: *has the flu* I have done all the chores, did the grocery shopping, did some rescues, and fixed that leak in the sink. Oh, and I'm also taking care of my little fiancé who has the flu as well.

Blades: AS WELL?!

*later*

Hotshot: *trying on a dress from Medix's closet*

Medix: *very nervous because there's one dress in there that she (Hotshot) is not allowed to see yet*

Hotshot: *puts on a sundress* hey babe, does this make me look fat?

Medix: *without a beat* yes.

Hotshot: *takes a second*

Medix: *wait sHOOT-*

Hotshot: you're right! Thanks for telling the truth babe *kisses his cheek*

Medix: *oh what the heck* *tricks her into a kiss*

Hotshot: *instantly accepts it*

Medshot: *intense making out*

Rescue Alarm: *off-brand birth control*

Hotshot: SHUT UP WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT.

*that night*

Thotshot: *bursts into the Medshot residence* MEDIIIIIIIX~

Medix:

*the last and final day*

Hotshot: *happily cuddled in Medix's lap while they're seated in the lounge*

Whirl: *softly* Medix...? Are you okay?

Medix:

*that night*

Hotshot: *spooning Medix since she's still bigger than him* is this a bad time to mention that you never got me my snickers?

Medix: *censor button guy quit that day*

*the next morning*

Medix: *running out happily* BACK PAIN!! I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER BE HAPPY TO HAVE BACK PAIN!!

Hotshot: *walks out to see Scorch*

Scorch: *watching Medix frolic* be honest. Were you really pmsing?

Hotshot: *stupid grin* nope.

A/N: alright just one more dare. I'm adding this because it caught me off guard💀💀

Lieutenant_Bumblebee dares:

Scorch: UH-

Wedge: *sweeps him off his pedes* well, a dare's a dare *walks away with Scorch*

Scorch: WAIT STOP NO-

*camera turns off as Scorch nails Wedge with a chancla*